Interview a fictional character

[Cakes488]

Jim Kirk and this interview must be held while we're naked.

 

[trekkiedane]

Jean-Luc Picard.

I'm just sure it would transpire something like this:


First try:

-I'd like to start with saying that I'm very greatful that you came to this interview.

-I sense you have more to say...

-Well, I was promised an interview with the captain...

Second try:

-I'd like to start with saying that I'm very grateful that you came to this interview.

-I was ordered to.

-So you're not really the captain?

-I am his security officer!

Third try:

-I'd like to start with saying that I'm very grateful that you came to this interview.

-A curious term, interview, it can mean either 1. A formal meeting, in person, for the assessment of a candidate or applicant. -or- 2. A conversation in which facts or opinions are sought. -or- 3. The account of such a conversation. -or- 4. An interrogation of a suspect or party in a police investigation...

-*ZZZZZZZ*

Fourth try:

-I'd like to start with saying that I'm very grateful that you came to this interview.

-I would prefer it if you would not use the ship's comm system without proper authorisation.

-...

 

[iguana_tonante]

Vorlon ambassador Kosh. Tha would be a funny interview!

Somehow I doubt you'd get very many answers out of him.

Oh, you'll get aplenty. But you will not understand any of them.

 

[Subspace]

Roger from American Dad,
How on Jupiter do you consume so much alchohol ?
What's up with your obssesion with Pecan Sandies ?
Have you ever considered Exercising ?

 

[GeorgeKirk]

MadBaggins.

But seriously, it'd probably be Flint, the immortal guy from the TOS episode who turned out to be everyone from the Bible and half the people involved in the Renaissance. My question would be "Could you build me one of those hot android chicks who lives to satisfy my every whim?" Also: "Why do you prance around in those tights?"

 

[Australis]

Jim Kirk and this interview must be held while we're naked.

Shouldn't be difficult to arrange, if you ask him to show you more of this Earth thing called... kissing.

Myself? Hmm. Granny Weatherwax from the Discworld series, or Sir Harry Flashman from the Flashman Papers.

She would be sharp, and tough, but have great insight.

He would have stories to tell. When you consider all 13 books in the Flashman Papers are stories he's telling, and there are so many more that won't be told now (like the time Abraham Lincoln got him to swap sides in the Civil War, to the Confederates ("When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman" - Lincoln)), it'd be great.

 

[Lookingglassman]

Admiral Adama

1. Why didnt you leave the civilian fleet behind and wage a one man war against the Cylons?

 

[Candlelight]

Jeffrey Sinclair.

- Did you know the police are after you for stealing that big station?

Plus all the Minbari religious figure stuff.

 

[TheBrew]

Sherlock Holmes would be cool.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Clindar of Eos. I'd quiz him about becoming immortal and building stargates. And stuff.

 

[Commander Rabbit]

Professor Dumbledore. But too tired right now to think of exactly what I want to ask him.

 

[Colonel Green]

Hari Seldon.

 

[thestrangequark]

Sherlock Holmes would be cool.

He was the first to come to my mind as well. I think he and I would get on famously!...so long as we were both manic at the time (he seems to be bipolar, as am I). But I've no idea what I'd ask him. Maybe I'd just ask to solve some mysteries with him.

Actually, I'd probably ask him if he'd like to go to bed with me. Sexy, sexy Sherlock.

 

[Miss Chicken]

^^^ Except in the OP I said

Remember this is solely an interview not a chance to get some hot fictional character into bed with you.

I have never considered Sherlock Holmes sexy maybe because he has the same surname as my maiden name, he feels a bit like a relative. Strangely many years ago my father's best friend had the surname Watson.

 

[thestrangequark]

^^^ Except in the OP I said

Remember this is solely an interview not a chance to get some hot fictional character into bed with you.

I have never considered Sherlock Holmes sexy maybe because he has the same surname as me, he feels a bit like a relative. Strangely many years ago my father's best friend had the surname Watson.

Shit. I read the OP too! But that was a when you first posted it, so I conveniently forgot. Alas.

Fantastic about your dad and his friend, though!