Internet Connection Speed Tests - Share Your Results
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This one wins
^ Your Comcast is better than my Comcast.
But none of you can touch my Borg connection. 242 Teraquads per second! Eat it, humans!
Did I mention that assimilation carries bandwidth advantages?
Yeah but there's also the whole thing where you turn into a mindless drone.
But none of you can touch my Borg connection. 242 Teraquads per second! Eat it, humans!
Did I mention that assimilation carries bandwidth advantages?
Yeah but there's also the whole thing where you turn into a mindless drone.
And this is different than your average internet provider...how exactly...?
*Snaploud's internet is shut down mysteriously*
But none of you can touch my Borg connection. 242 Teraquads per second! Eat it, humans!
Did I mention that assimilation carries bandwidth advantages?
Yeah but there's also the whole thing where you turn into a mindless drone.
And this is different than your average internet provider...how exactly...?
*Snaploud's internet is shut down mysteriously*
Ack. We know that as the 808 error - You Have Been Disconnected From the Collective.
Your bandwidth will be adapted to service us.
The funny thing...My internet/cable connection shut down immediately after making that post...It came back quickly...but I think I made Comcast angry. You don't want to make Comcast angry.
The worst part about joining the Borg is all the ads that go directly to your brain.
"If you sign up with Unimatrix zero three we can guarantee three-hundred teraquads per second up and down for only thirty five a month," but it comes with a huge list of disclaimers about average speeds, assimilation rates, alien activity, and tactical requirements. One of my friends signed on with Unimatrix three and his intorductory technology was decidedly inferior. He tried to get the promised upgrades but finally got tired of being on hold listening to "Your distinctiveness is important to us. All our operators are busy, but please hang on."
"If you sign up with Unimatrix zero three we can guarantee three-hundred teraquads per second up and down for only thirty five a month," but it comes with a huge list of disclaimers about average speeds, assimilation rates, alien activity, and tactical requirements. One of my friends signed on with Unimatrix three and his intorductory technology was decidedly inferior. He tried to get the promised upgrades but finally got tired of being on hold listening to "Your distinctiveness is important to us. All our operators are busy, but please hang on."
There was also that one Borg server that went nuts and changed their entire service contract. They started out as a standard Borg server (the usual "your distinctiveness will be added to our own"). Some guy named Hugh made a suggestion...another guy named Lore made another suggestion... suddenly they're all supposed to go from cyborg to full android.
And when did that "Queen" get inserted into my service contract...? I don't remember reading anything about a Queen in the starter package. They always up the price and start making changes after they have you hooked up...
And when did that "Queen" get inserted into my service contract...? I don't remember reading anything about a Queen in the starter package. They always up the price and start making changes after they have you hooked up...
No, you don't. It's gets big and green with gray eyes and tears your computer apart.
Sorry, that was Lou Ferrigno. Damn! I liked that show. Wish I had watched "The Magician"
Back to topic....
Why does comcast suck so much? I can't get att where I am, but doubt that would be any better.