6th day of XMe$$ said:
Dayton3 said:
6th day of XMe$$ said:
It must be pointed out that the original 1701 was nearly always in danger of blowing up or losing power..Number 4 shield was always toast in battle. The 1701 took as much of a pounding and was placed in as much jeopardy as the ships in modern Trek, something the TOS/Anti-Bermanistas seem to forget on a regular basis.
Did you read my list?
Always, in the original series, the Enterprise faced overwhelming force or the circumstance were specially written for the ships weakness.
You never saw the stuff that happened to the Enterprise-D in "Rascals" or "Generations" or to the Defiant in "One Little Ship"
That's because the show only ran three years.
Here's My List
In three years the 1701 was:
Disabled by a couple of little old women wearing butts on their heads.
Threatened by a dude with silver eyes.
Disabled and captured by a 6 year old Clint Howard.
Crippled by a pimp and three hos.
Threatened by a salt vampire.
Disabled by a drunken irishman.
Taken over by an adolescent with a chip in his shoulder.
Sabotaged by an officer who didn't get to be Captain.
Taken over again by little old ladies with butts on their heads.
Disabled by a rabbit.
Taken over by a Q in training who only wanted to "play."
Disabled by a gay boy in tights, forcing Kirk to fight a giant Gekko.
Crippled by a dude who takes sheets of red plascit into an alternate universe to fight himself.
Threatened by a computer.
Taken over by a goverment with suicide booths.
Taken over by Tatto's sidekick.
Taken over and disabled by love spores.
Disabled by glowing orbs of light masquerading as gay old men.
Distroyed by McCoy going through a huge donut and saving Hitler's girlfriend.
Threatened by flying pancakes.
Captured by two puppets made of pipe cleaners.
Tricked by a Klingon transmission.
Disabled by a giant hand.
Almost destroyed by a giant windsock.
Threatened by Jack the Ripper.
Almost destroyed by V'ger's older brother.
Captured by Vaal.
Crippled by old age.
Captured by a single android owned by the pimp in season one.
Taken over by balls of fur.
Threatened by spinning space thingy.
Captured by three coloured brains in a snowglobe.
Threatened by big cloud.
Almost destroyed by giant amoeba.
Threatened by an OG.
Taken over by 5 space aliens who turn people into dodecahedrons.
Pwned by a big glowing globe.
Attacked by Not so cute or cuddly alien space nazis.
Crippled by a different computer.
Eeed Pleb Neeesta.
Sabotaged by space ho's boy toy.
Captured by romulans as a result of Kirk's major bout with PMS.
Captured by six children and the Rolling Stone's Lawyer.
Disabled by a disembodied brain in a toaster oven.
Taken over by little old men with butts on their heads.
Captured by a web that takes over half the episode to spin.
Captured and taken over by another spinning thingie.
Taken over 5 aliens on speed.
Captured by Lee Meriweather.
Taken over by interstellar Bill O'Reilly and Al Franken.
Threatened by a different cloud.
Captured by space hippies.
Captured by Brahms.
Captured by Abraham Lincoln.
Taken over by a vindictive ex girlfriend.
Just because you hate modern Trek doesn't mean that the 1701 in TOS wasn't faced with equally silly and implausible situations.
In the World of Star Trek by David Gerrold, Gerrold pointed this fact out almost as eloquently as I just did.
There were obviously episodes in all series that either just sucked or the writers were having a bit of fun with notions of the absurd. This happens in every series, not just Trek.