I'm disappointed in you all.

[InstantKarma]

In some parts of the world it's already the 21st, yet there has been only one leaked recording of the teaser trailer.

A blurry, low resolution recording.

A dark, blurry, low resolution recording.

A flickery, dark, blurry, low resolution recording.

I pray the official site can handle the bandwidth once they reveal the trailer in HD within the next 24 hours (or less.)

 

[archeryguy1701]

Well, it would be much appreciated if you could sneak a camera into your local theater and get us a better version.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Yeah, but be sure to check with the theater manager before you do it.

They appreciate that, as a courtesy.

 

[Gepard]

The trailer is high resolution in my hallucinations. Does that count?

 

[InstantKarma]

archeryguy1701 said:
Well, it would be much appreciated if you could sneak a camera into your local theater and get us a better version.

I'm too busy swooning dames and taking names.

 

[Dale]

There are two leaked versions on youtube. One is ever-so-slightly less dark and blurry than the other.

From what I understand, flickery is intentional. The teaser is really like that. It's like discovering the Enterprise in a dark-but-breezy cave by candlelight.

 

[datas_cat_spot]

I got to the theater too late today and missed it.

All I saw was a shitty Will Ferrell movie trailer.

 

[Lord Garth]

InstantKarma said:
In some parts of the world it's already the 21st, yet there has been only one leaked recording of the teaser trailer.

A blurry, low resolution recording.

A dark, blurry, low resolution recording.

A flickery, dark, blurry, low resolution recording.

I pray the official site can handle the bandwidth once they reveal the trailer in HD within the next 24 hours (or less.)

I'm not spending five years wearing an orange jumpsuit and having involuntary sex with my would-be cellmate so you can see more copies of a leaked trailor.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

^And that's how we tell the true Trekkies from all us frauds.

So. Who wants to prove their true Trekhood?

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Temis the Vorta said:
So. Who wants to prove their true Trekhood?

True Trekhood only costs about ten bucks at the local theater, which seems to be an insurmountable hurdle for many "fans" here.

I fear that modern Trekhood might be more about laziness, self-entitlement, and whining.

 

[ktanner3]

It's not really much of a trailer. Just some shots of engineers working on the Enterprise.Who cares?

 

[Tamek]

I'm trying really hard to tell the difference between trek fas and WWE fans.

 

[Kegek]

^
WWE fans know it isn't real.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Kegek said:
^
WWE fans know it isn't real.

It is in the "WWE Universe," so that's the same as real.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Samuel T. Cogley said:
I fear that modern Trekhood might be more about laziness, self-entitlement, and whining.

Once more and I'll sue for infringement of something or other.

You don't see me going around being witty and debonair, so you knock off the fan-bashing as a professional courtesy.

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Starship Polaris said:

Samuel T. Cogley said:
I fear that modern Trekhood might be more about laziness, self-entitlement, and whining.

Once more and I'll sue for infringement of something or other.

You don't see me going around being witty and debonair, so you knock off the fan-bashing as a professional courtesy.

Nobody ever suspects us of being the same guy anymore.

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Samuel T. Cogley said:
Nobody ever suspects us of being the same guy anymore.

I know, and I've been going through the same thing with Schwarzenegger - he's really slacked off and let himself go since he became Governor.

 

[InstantKarma]

ktanner3 said:
It's not really much of a trailer. Just some shots of engineers working on the Enterprise.Who cares?

^ Someone burn him.

 

[InstantKarma]

Samuel T. Cogley said:

Starship Polaris said:

Samuel T. Cogley said:
I fear that modern Trekhood might be more about laziness, self-entitlement, and whining.

Once more and I'll sue for infringement of something or other.

You don't see me going around being witty and debonair, so you knock off the fan-bashing as a professional courtesy.

Nobody ever suspects us of being the same guy anymore.

Especially after the leaked nudes. You ever get that sorted, Cog?

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

InstantKarma said:
Especially after the leaked nudes. You ever get that sorted, Cog?

Let's just say I won't be back for "High School Musical 3."