I'm bored. Let's fight.

[What's his face]

What do clans do, exactly?

 

[auntiehill]

^ I haven't quite figured that one out yet. I guess it's just a way for groups to organize themselves. Would be nice if they gave some kind of benefit.

My brute is a bit of a pansy. She's only a level 5. My brute has a club, net, a sixth sense, a bomb and a staff. I wish I had a knife of some kind; those seem to be the best kind of weapons.

 

[Niorah]

I have a brute (not my main one) that is absolutely out of luck when it comes to bonuses. He doesn't have a weapon and whenever he fights he "forgets" to use the Steal Weapon bonus he has.

So, is anyone up for a pupil exchange? I give you one, you give me one?

 

[Rincewiend]

Well..

http://rincewiend.mybrute.com/

Oh, i did put in a clan request Anc...

My weapon: A frying pan...

 

[Niorah]

Ok, I gave the following people a new pupil and took him/her to Level 2 as well.

Rincewiend: Cosworth12
auntiehill: Arosa14
Ancalagon: Mondeo12
Shameless: Corolla12
Hanover Fiste: Mustang12

Yes, I'm using car names, so sue me.

If anyone else would like a pupil from me, write your Brute's name in this thread.
If anyone is so nice to reciprocate, let me know the name of the Brute you made for me and I'll take care of his/her advancement, so you won't even have to work.

 

[auntiehill]

^I created LittleAngryHill, and made her your pupil.

LittleAngryHill

She's surprisingly tough for a newbie.

 

[Niorah]

Pardon my "teenagerism" but... That is so very cool.

Thanks!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Oh for gods sake!!!!!!

I finally go up another level to level 7 and what does it give me?

ANOTHER FRICKING WEAPON, this time a tiny puny pathetic crappy knife.

I just cannot speak!

 

[Niorah]

Believe me, you'll grow to love that knife.

I went up a level yesterday and got "Agility improved". Yeah, by one small inconsequential notch.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Believe me, you'll grow to love that knife.

It's rubbish, yeh it lets you get perhaps 2 or 3 strikes in but then they come along with a great big bat the size of a tree trunk or a cannon ball with spikes on one hit from them and it makes your knife look like cotton candy.

 

[Niorah]

But if they miss and you dodge it, then you have another three or four strikes at them. It all counts.

 

[auntiehill]

LittleAngryHill is progressing nicely. She's already to level 3, while Auntiehill is still at level 5.

 

[Rincewiend]

Made some pupils

theolisus
benderknee
fleslight
virashield
temeijer

 

[Niorah]

Made some pupils

theolisus
benderknee
fleslight
virashield
temeijer

No pupil for me?

*cries*

LittleAngryHill is progressing nicely. She's already to level 3, while Auntiehill is still at level 5.

I've noticed! She's a feisty little thing indeed.

 

[Rincewiend]

No pupil for me?

*cries*

edammer

 

[All Seeing Eye]

This fight here is a prime example of me having 5 weapons and my brute not fucking using any of them.
How the fucking hell could that guy be at the same level as me? My stupid shitty damn brute can't even win people at a lower level neither.
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[Niorah]

No pupil for me?

*cries*

edammer

Thank you!

Is that a cheese?

EDIT: Why didn't it give me experience points for your new pupil?

 

[auntiehill]

LittleAngryHill won two of her three fights. She's now just a hair away from level 4, while Auntiehill is still at level 5.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I just can't seem to win any fights. My brute just will not take out any of his weapons. He just keeps punching them once and then ends up receiving a multiple pounding in return.

 

[Niorah]

^ Time to make a new one, me thinks.

Ever since my brute received a panther as a bonus, she's had very little fighting to do and has won practically every fight. I love that animal!