If you were a Vidiian, who'd y'want a face-transplant with?

[Guy Gardener]

Imagine Voyagers Command staff was hog tied and suspended from the ceiling, just twisting in sway with the AC, because you and your buds had just kicked ass and took names, so after the coin flip, your mates allow you first dibs on parts... And what it is that you really want is a new face.

 

[T'Girl]

Harry Kim isn't my favorite character, but is always thought Garrett Wang had a nice face, very handsome.

 

[Udat]

Neelix I`ve always wanted spots.

 

[Gaith]

Paris, because, as the only white dude on the list, his is the closest face to mine by default.

Congrats on one of the grossest non-TNZ TrekBBS topics, BTW.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Aren't you just a little bored of being a white guy all your life?

Mix it UP! Take advantage of an opportunity!

I picked Neelix because it's bloody cold down here and I wish I still had my beard.

 

[Gaith]

Uh, no, I'm not saying it's in any way superior to any other kind of face, but I like my ethnic features just fine.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Not superior, just comfortable.

No need to go to grim place.

I'm wondering about the Borg vs the Phage?

is the Phage so virulent hat it could inoculate worlds form Borg assault, or would Borg biotech PERFECTION trump the phage, inso that forcefeeding and repatriating a few tagged Vidiians would teach them how to cure everyone after the autopsy, if some of them might not consider living Borg as an alternative to suiside?

 

[AuntKate]

I picked B'Elanna. I think she was, by far, the cutest Klingon we ever saw in all of Star Trek!

 

[Guy Gardener]

Q made babies with Worf once upon a time.

And some of those women from the 60s?

But yes, B'Elanna was intolerably beautiful, and she only became more so as she got louder.

Klingon bits are at a premium though. If you queue jump with that stuff, every other black market Dick Dastardly is going to see your new organs as fair game.