If you had "MOST" of Superman's abilities & Japan....

[Captain Mike]

Seriously people only. I have watched and watched the "meltdown" situation of those nuclear reactors in Japan and thought of scenerios of which power and conclusions to the life dangering event. I just wanted to know if there are any out there that do/did the same thing? An d what did you come up with?

 

[Mr. B]

Superman could probably string a new power line and get the water pumps going again.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

He could also turn the Earth back in time, then position himself in front of the tsunami so it never hits any land in the first place. Also he could probably do something about the nuclear plants as well.

 

[John O.]

Did you really just preface a post that had the words "Superman's abilities" and "Japan" in the title line with, "serious people only" ?

 

[M'Sharak]

Did you really just preface a post that had the words "Superman's abilities" and "Japan" in the title line with, "serious people only" ?

No, he said "Seriously people only."

The second sentence (including the word sequence "...scenerios of which power and conclusions to the life dangering event" ) doesn't quite manage to add up, either.

Seriously people only.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Jesus is never around when he's most needed either.

 

[SG-17]

Jesus is never around when he's most needed either.

At least Superman was real.

Just read the Holy Book Action Comics #1.

 

[Kelthaz]

This really seems more like a job for Aquaman to me. Let the poor man have his day of glory.

 

[LitmusDragon]

Not sure I understand the "most" part, but if I were Superman my first thought would be to grab the reactor core and fly it to the moon.

...

on second thought it would probably break up on leaving the atmosphere and spread radiation over an even wider area.

Good thing I'm not Superman.

 

[Ethros]

Comic Book Guy- "This is a job for the Green Lantern, Thundra, or possibleeee... Ghost Rider"
Otto- "What about Superman?"
CBG- "Oh, please"

 

[RandyS]

So much for seriously people only.

 

[Holdfast]

This thread is so awesome, my eyes are bleeding from the pleasure.



The answer to the thread, of course, is super-breath to cool down the nuclear reactors.

 

[Pingfah]

I'd throw everything into space of course, i'm superman, that's what I always do.

 

[Holdfast]

I'd throw everything into space of course, i'm superman, that's what I always do.

That, and Wonder Woman.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ Reminds me of this old joke: Wonder Woman is sunbathing nude. Superman, flying above, thinks it'd be hilarious if he swooped down and had super-speed sex with her without her even knowing. So he does, and then flies away.

"What was that?" Wonder Woman says.
"I don't know," the Invisible Man replies, "but my ass really hurts."

 

[RandyS]

^ Reminds me of this old joke: Wonder Woman is sunbathing nude. Superman, flying above, thinks it'd be hilarious if he swooped down and had super-speed sex with her without her even knowing. So he does, and then flies away.

"What was that?" Wonder Woman says.
"I don't know," the Invisible Man replies, "but my ass really hurts."

I've never heard that one before.

See kids? You're never too old to learn new things!

 

[captcalhoun]

i keep wishing Thor and the Ultimates were around to fix the weather, clear the wreckage and help out.

that or every mutant with a healing factor to go in and shut it down...

except Deadpool. he'd try and steal the fuel rods or something...

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

^ Reminds me of this old joke: Wonder Woman is sunbathing nude. Superman, flying above, thinks it'd be hilarious if he swooped down and had super-speed sex with her without her even knowing. So he does, and then flies away.

"What was that?" Wonder Woman says.
"I don't know," the Invisible Man replies, "but my ass really hurts."

I've never heard that one before.

See kids? You're never too old to learn new things!

Everyone needs to read Larry Niven's essay Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex regarding Clark Kent's inability to get laid. Let's call it a safe sex message.

 

[JarodRussell]

Superman would probably just walk in, rip the reactor casing out of the building and throw it into space.

 

[Shaytan]

Whu superman when Japan has already wonderful super heros...

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