If you can't beat 'em, join 'em...

[An Officer]

Apparently, there has been much moral policing on TrekBBS lately... Tsk tsk.

I have come to the conclusion there is only one thing for it... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

 

[Capn Flukie]

If you can't join them, beat them.

 

[An Officer]

^ *Prepares the popcorn...*

What say you? Are you for or against the use of innuendo?

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

If you can't beat them, beat them some more.

 

[Capn Flukie]

What say you? Are you for or against the use of innuendo?

I'm not against the use of innuendo, I'm against the use of inmyendo.

 

[An Officer]

^ You'll get there with practice.

 

[Plecostomus]

The hell with YOUR endo I'm more worried about MY endo!

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Keep all your endos in your pants, please.

 

[An Officer]

I'm sure we can make ends meet.

 

[Gryffindorian]

Apparently, there has been much moral policing on TrekBBS lately... Tsk tsk.

I have come to the conclusion there is only one thing for it... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Oh, yeah? Well, I beat you to it. I'm supposed to be the High Inquisitor around here!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Apparently, there has been much moral policing on TrekBBS lately... Tsk tsk.

I have come to the conclusion there is only one thing for it... if you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

So you're going to become a M0DW0MAN then? And run this sh*t?

 

[JuanBolio]

I can beat anyone. I have a hell of a stick.

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

Are you sure that's not simply compensation?

 

[An Officer]

So you're going to become a M0DW0MAN then? And run this sh*t?

I haven't quite got into "runnin' sh*t" so far, but I'm sure I know a man who can, if that's your cup of tea...

Shouting:

Pleccie! Over 'ere mate.

 

[JuanBolio]

Are you sure that's not simply compensation?

For my penis? Not really. Aside from a few girls who've liked it smacked across their faces, I've never felt the need to beat anyone with my penis, much less felt it was of inadequate size to do so and thus picked up a large stick to be a sort of "penis avatar" instead.

 

[Capn Flukie]

I will not stand for all this innuendo!

*sits down*

Continue please!

 

[DiSiLLUSiON]

For my penis? Not really. Aside from a few girls who've liked it smacked across their faces, I've never felt the need to beat anyone with my penis, much less felt it was of inadequate size to do so and thus picked up a large stick to be a sort of "penis avatar" instead.

Very graphic. But I meant your cigarette lighter.

 

[Plecostomus]

So you're going to become a M0DW0MAN then? And run this sh*t?

I haven't quite got into "runnin' sh*t" so far, but I'm sure I know a man who can, if that's your cup of tea...

Shouting:

Pleccie! Over 'ere mate.

Someone need the shit to be run because I'm quite good at running the shit.

 

[An Officer]

For my penis? Not really. Aside from a few girls who've liked it smacked across their faces, I've never felt the need to beat anyone with my penis, much less felt it was of inadequate size to do so and thus picked up a large stick to be a sort of "penis avatar" instead.

I know two fellers who would totally enjoy this kind of avatar... they're tied-up next room over. They go by the names of Pleccie and DiS. They are very obedient. No need to be gentle either.

Continue with your fine work there please.

 

[An Officer]

*sits down*

Careful. I last left one of the fellers over there, and they were, erm, waiting....

Shouting:

No Flukie, Nooooooo!