If I was a Q.

[Shintaek]

Turn Q's son, Q Junior, to the gay side and have Q sex with him!

 

[Timewalker]

Isn't that basically incest?

Ick.

 

[Shintaek]

Isn't that basically incest?

Ick.

Geez now that I look at it, I wouldn't blame you if you thought that.

I'll turn Q Junior gay and have sex with him. It's not incest then because Lady Q had "sex" with Q before.

 

[AlxxlA]

I'd make some chick's clothes fall off. She'd try to cover up, but not before I'd seen everything. Then a bunch of women would persue me in a helicopter, and I'd make their clothes fall off, and I'd see everything in my rear-view mirror.

(I'm sorry. I've just had that scene in my head since Patrick Stewart guest-starred on Extras)

 

[Supernuke]

I would turn Picard into my puppet. He would do some dances on the bridge me thinks.

 

[explodingmuffin]

Search for this 'God' entity, and report back on my findings.

Then watch chaos ensue.