If I was a Q.

[The Borg Queen]

I would take the form of a chocolate teapot. A pretty marbled-effect one made by semi-blending milk, white and dark chocolates together, but I digress...

I would take the form of a chocolate teapot and position myself in an orbit somewhere between Earth and Mars and wait until a Federation Starship detected me. I would only reveal myself if said teapot were to be rubbed, then I would pretend to be a Genie and grant the person who rubbed, three wishes. But I would grant those wishes literally.

Why? Because it'd be funny on so many levels!

If you were a Q, what would you do?

 

[JNG]

You took my answer.

 

[KlingonZ]

You guys really set your sites high

I think I would explore everything everywhere!!!! Earth, from 70 million years ago till 1 million years from now. And so on with countless other planets, systems and galaxies. I might remain on a planet in some time for several hundred years then move on exploring.

 

[The Borg Queen]

Yeah, but that wouldn't be funny.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

I would give Worf a really high voice and turn myself into a turbo lift that always stopped at the wrong floors

 

[Trekker4747]

I would take the form of a chocolate teapot. A pretty marbled-effect one made by semi-blending milk, white and dark chocolates together, but I digress...

I would take the form of a chocolate teapot and position myself in an orbit somewhere between Earth and Mars and wait until a Federation Starship detected me. I would only reveal myself if said teapot were to be rubbed, then I would pretend to be a Genie and grant the person who rubbed, three wishes. But I would grant those wishes literally.

Why? Because it'd be funny on so many levels!

If you were a Q, what would you do?

I'd make myself into a chocolate dildo and place myself on Counselor Troi's desk.

 

[ClayinCA]

I'd give Trekker4747 a medal for the above answer.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

I'd give him an appointment with a therapist!

 

[Nedersong]

Turn every human into a seventeen year old girl.

 

[asdf1]

I'd be really mean.

When Voyager got back to Earth i'd send it 70,000 light years away into the Delta Quadrant and make them do it all over again.

They'd probably kill themselves.

 

[Timewalker]

I would give Worf a really high voice and turn myself into a turbo lift that always stopped at the wrong floors

Nah... give him a DONALD DUCK voice!

Can you imagine him saying the line, "Sir, I must protest: I am NOT a Merry Man!" in a Donald Duck voice?

 

[K'Ehleyr]

I would give Worf a really high voice and turn myself into a turbo lift that always stopped at the wrong floors

Nah... give him a DONALD DUCK voice!

Can you imagine him saying the line, "Sir, I must protest: I am NOT a Merry Man!" in a Donald Duck voice?

Fabulous! Okay we're go with that! "To boldly go where no duck has been before"

 

[K'Ehleyr]

Turn every human into a seventeen year old girl.

Perv! Anyway why do you think you'd be in with a chance?

 

[Trekker4747]

I'd give him an appointment with a therapist!

That's the idea.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

I'd give him an appointment with a therapist!

That's the idea.

I'll get you a hologram session with Freud, it will be better for you

 

[drasche]

I would take the form of a chocolate teapot. A pretty marbled-effect one made by semi-blending milk, white and dark chocolates together, but I digress...

I would take the form of a chocolate teapot and position myself in an orbit somewhere between Earth and Mars and wait until a Federation Starship detected me. I would only reveal myself if said teapot were to be rubbed, then I would pretend to be a Genie and grant the person who rubbed, three wishes. But I would grant those wishes literally.

Why? Because it'd be funny on so many levels!

If you were a Q, what would you do?

You know, there's a mention in your link about The Man in the Bottle, a Twilight Zone episode I watched very recently. Didn't you as well by any chance?

 

[Nedersong]

Turn every human into a seventeen year old girl.

Perv! Anyway why do you think you'd be in with a chance?

Who said I'd interact? I'd just sit back and let hilarity ensue.

Added: oh, and everybody'd look exactly the same.

 

[K'Ehleyr]

wouldn't that be boring if everyone looked the same?

 

[Nedersong]

Just because everyone looked the same doesn't mean they'd be the same.

I suspect there'd be a lot of divisions based on former beliefs and cultures. I can easily see people defining themselves with a name tag stating things like "Chrisitan" "Judaism" "Muslim", "Republican", "Democrat" so on and so forth, not to mention race/ethnicity.

And that would be just the beginning of the hilarity.

 

[The Borg Queen]

I would take the form of a chocolate teapot. A pretty marbled-effect one made by semi-blending milk, white and dark chocolates together, but I digress...

I would take the form of a chocolate teapot and position myself in an orbit somewhere between Earth and Mars and wait until a Federation Starship detected me. I would only reveal myself if said teapot were to be rubbed, then I would pretend to be a Genie and grant the person who rubbed, three wishes. But I would grant those wishes literally.

Why? Because it'd be funny on so many levels!

If you were a Q, what would you do?

You know, there's a mention in your link about The Man in the Bottle, a Twilight Zone episode I watched very recently. Didn't you as well by any chance?

I've not seen that one, no. I may see if it's on YouTube though. I was going to look for the X-Files episode as well.