ICE or BALLS

[RobertScorpio]

My friend and I had a friendly debate. What is more painful? Ice Burn (meaning the sensation you get after you eat ice cream too fast and well...you know..it hurts!) or a medium kick to the scrotum....

Yep..we talked about this for sometime and we could not agree. now, women on this board, you have no idea what a kick in the scrotum feels like..it fricking hurts..SO STOP IT!!! But Ice Burn is pretty rough to. the Agony is so real!!!

Rob

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

There is no pain for a guy quite like the ball kick.

 

[Pingfah]

This is a no brainer. Ice headache is gone in seconds, a kick to the balls can ruin your whole day.

 

[RobertScorpio]

This is a no brainer. Ice headache is gone in seconds, a kick to the balls can ruin your whole day.

Yep...which I totally agree with. He said the iceburn is more intense though....I don't know...last time I was nailed in the bag was when my son hit a whiffle ball and...WHACK...I was down for the count...but Iceburn is a bitch too...

Could you imagine both at the same time???

Rob

 

[cultcross]

I thought this was gonna be a proper ice burn. From liquid N2. That's a man's ice burn
Still, that over ball kick.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

So...I'm a little lost here. Is the pain usually centered around the berries? I always thought it was the twig and the berries.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

There's no comparison the slightest tap to my genitals and i'm on my knees in agony.

 

[Pingfah]

So...I'm a little lost here. Is the pain usually centered around the berries? I always thought it was the twig and the berries.

None of your business, i'm not giving you tips!

 

[RJDiogenes]

So...I'm a little lost here. Is the pain usually centered around the berries? I always thought it was the twig and the berries.

It pretty much extends for an entire parsec in all directions.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

So...I'm a little lost here. Is the pain usually centered around the berries? I always thought it was the twig and the berries.

For a kick like that, the berries are usually what hurts more.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Really? Are they more sensitive? I would've thought the twig was.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Oh my, no. And why aren't you Holdfast?

 

[Plecostomus]

The twig is just skin. The boys have substance to them, being self-contained genetic storage and mobility unit maintenance systems. Being that potentially the genetic legacy of the entire race rides around in there they tend to be extra sensitive to make you want to protect 'em better.

It's a holdover from the days when there weren't many of us and the race could have died out for various reasons.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Um, yeah....propbably not the best thread to start posting in with my April Fools' Day av.

 

[archeryguy1701]

Definately a shot below the belt. I've had intense ice burns, but I have never been debilitated by one for any period of time.

And Crusher Disciple, I hate your new avatar! I see you av, and then I see the posts that are pretty distinctly not Holdfast, and I get all sorts of confused!

 

[RJDiogenes]

I just assumed that nobody ever dared to kick anyone so well-dressed in the nether regions.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

He'd just hire someone to settle it.

 

[ITL]

A kick in the Love Spuds is intensely horrible. And the pain lasts for bloody ages. So I'll take the "iceburn" any day.

BTW - Remember that Robot Chicken "nutshot" piece?

 

[backstept]

the nutshot definitely hurts more

I took a slapshot to the package in gymclass once when we played floorhockey . . . never tended a goal since

 

[Mallory]

I'll eat ice cream fast all day over a kick in the nuts.