I was attacked!!!

[SPOCKED]

Since your sandwich was viciously attacked, and dealt a life-threatening injury, did you decide to go with the head-bashing, or the windpipe crushing?

I actually patted him on the back for his ingenuity

Or did you just make a big show out of making another sandwich, and eat it in front of him

Tonight he'll enjoy watching me eat bbq steak

 

[iguana_tonante]

Oh, fucking please. A cat cannot maim you. A cat bite is not "searing physical pain" any more than burning yourself on the stove or stubbing your toe a good one. I've been viciously attacked by two cats in my life I've had cramps that were more "searing". All you need to do is swat it off and get away from it until it calms down. If you think a couple of cat bites represents "maiming" or "searing physical pain", I suggest you get out more. Christ, what a bunch of babies.

Word.

Notice their use of the phrase "significant trauma and occult injuries." Certainly a tiger can inflict more trauma than a domestic cat, but what if Miss Chicken had suffered "occult injuries"? Those don't necessarily depend on the size of the cat, only its connection to the beyond or the powers of Hell.

What happened to you, g? You have made me laugh three times in a row. You were never that funny.

 

[gturner]

Hey, here I don't have to fill in for Kirk1adm and all the other conservatives who got booted from the TNZ.

Anyway, sad news this morning. Erigeron bunny died at around 9:00 AM. He had been getting better on the IV drip, then took a turn for the worse. I just picked him up from the vet in his little bunny casket.

 

[RJDiogenes]

^^ Sorry to hear that. I know what it's like to lose a Pet. My condolences.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Hey, here I don't have to fill in for Kirk1adm and all the other conservatives who got booted from the TNZ.

Anyway, sad news this morning. Erigeron bunny died at around 9:00 AM. He had been getting better on the IV drip, then took a turn for the worse. I just picked him up from the vet in his little bunny casket.

I am sorry to hear of your lose.

Poor, poor Erigeron.

 

[vinitezyrs6]

Did you tell your neighbor? You want to make sure the cat doesn't have any infections.

Yeah right. That is the number one reason why I am soo scared of cats and dogs!