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I want....

Right now...Somewhere far away with no schoolwork or workload, making out with my beautiful girlfriend in some nice rental bungalow in the tropics. Nearby, two big glasses of margaritas are sitting on the wetbar waiting for us to finish.
 
Thinking of it... I want a normal woman. I've met one in the past year... it's becoming annoying.
:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: You're a funny guy!

No such thing! I love women, I really do, but such a thing as a normal woman does not exist. They all have their quirks to one degree or the other. I would like to get together with women with slightly less mental problems then the ones that I seem to attract though.

Actually... thats too true. The one normal girl I was thinking of came with an over protective father and was terrified he'd find out her daughter was dated a wrestler. And a white man. With a child.

And she thought Star Wars was better than Trek. Thats no way to begin a romance.
See, so such thing. The one I'm the most attracted to the moment have parents issues, but gladly she's really taken great strides to take care of her other issues. Now I can actually see myself being together with her, I couldn't that just two months ago.
 
My wants are modest and simple, and I do find it rather annoying that the world has not yet ordered itself in a manner in accordance with them. Still, with every year that passes, things move incrementally closer. The only problem is that I get a year older with every passing year too. Sigh.

- an exceptionally well-stocked wine cellar
- a wardrobe the size of my living room, full of perfectly-fitting clothes
- a steady income from investments of about £60k pa
- an elixir of eternal youth
- an adoring audience of the wise & beautiful (preferably they should be both, but I'll take them as separates)
 
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