I wanna nickname!

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Ok, so we have Leonard 'Bones' McCoy, but that's about it.

Wait. There's Scotty, which is less a nickname and more a stray y that happened to be passing by and got a little amorous.

Surely the other characters would appreciate the odd affectionate diminutive. James 'Studmuffin' Kirk not withstanding.

I'll kick things off with Worf, or 'Canary' Worf as I like to think of him.

If mispronouncing his name as Woof is enough to get steam flowing from his ears, imaging calling him Canary.

 

[Nardpuncher]

Chakotay can be "Chuckles" ( as one of those ironic nicknames, like a bald guy being called Curly)

Data can be "Chips"

Riker can be "Rekirk"

Odo can be "Goops"

 

[Finn]

Picard- Curly
Crusher- Red
Geordi- Bananas
Wesley- Weasel
Worf- Woof
Tasha- Miss Worf

Janeway- Captain Jane
Harry Kim- Ensign Diapers
Tuvok- Giggles
Neelix- Chef

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

Picard- Curly

T'Pol - Moe

 

[barnaclelapse]

Picard- Curly
Crusher- Red
Geordi- Bananas
Wesley- Weasel
Worf- Woof
Tasha- Miss Worf

Janeway- Captain Jane
Harry Kim- Ensign Diapers
Tuvok- Giggles
Neelix- Chef

Oh I like "Curly" for Picard.

 

[Admiral Shran]

Well, like you said, McCoy and Scott already have nicknames. Janeway was also called Kathy by Q, so I won't include her.

TOS:
Kirk - Big Daddy
Spock - Smiley
Uhura - Call Girl
Chevok - Wictor
Sulu - No, I'm not going there. Come up with your own nickname for him.

TNG:
Picard - Curly
Riker - Hams
Data - Robbie
Worf - Pookie
LaForge - Pimp
Crusher - Red
Yar - Miss Worf
Troi - Crash
Wesley - Shut Up

DS9:
Sisko - Psycho
Kira - Miss Badass
Ezri Dax - Candy Pants
O'Brien - Electronic Ninja
Bashir - Khan
Odo - Puddles
Quark - Slimey
Worf - Pookie Dookie
Jadiza Dax - Pah-Wraith Bait

VOY:
Chakotay - Chuckles
Tuvok - Giggles
Torres - Turtlehead
Paris - Flyboy
Kim - Cardboard
The Doctor - Hollow
Kes - Elf
Seven - Sexen
Neelix - Kitchen Rodent

ENT:
Archer - Gazelle
T'Pol - Brainy
Trip - Honkey Tonk
Reed - Gunslinger
Sato - Sweets
Phlox - Gloomy
Mayweather - Hey You

 

[RandyS]

Sulu - No, I'm not going there. Come up with your own nickname for him.

Well, instead of making the obvious (and tasteless) joke about Takei (which has nothing whatsoever to do with Sulu), I'm gonna go with Sulu the Swordsman.

 

[C.E. Evans]

Captains:
KIRK: "Romeo" (often used as his middle name by Gary Mitchell)

PICARD: "Mid-Life Crisis"

SISKO: "Hawk"

JANEWAY: "School Marm"

ARCHER: "Boy Scout"

Others:
LaFORGE: "Loser"

WORF: "Cuddles"

KIRA: "Miss Thang"

VOY's EMH: "Doc Hollow"

NEELIX: "First One Before The Firing Squad When the Revolution Comes"

SEVEN OF NINE: "RoboGirl"

MAYWEATHER: "Hello, remember me? I work here!"

 

[iguana_tonante]

Captains:
KIRK: "Romeo" (often used as his middle name by Gary Mitchell)

Clever.

NEELIX: "First One Before The Firing Squad When the Revolution Comes"

Does he have any stock options in the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation?

 

[sbk1234]

Sulu - No, I'm not going there. Come up with your own nickname for him.

Well, instead of making the obvious (and tasteless) joke about Takei (which has nothing whatsoever to do with Sulu), I'm gonna go with Sulu the Swordsman.

In The Naked Time, Spock did call Sulu D'artgnan.

Spock has been called Spock-o, and Mr. Ears.

 

[RandyS]

Sulu - No, I'm not going there. Come up with your own nickname for him.

Well, instead of making the obvious (and tasteless) joke about Takei (which has nothing whatsoever to do with Sulu), I'm gonna go with Sulu the Swordsman.

In The Naked Time, Spock did call Sulu D'artgnan.

You're right. I forgot that one.

 

[Nerys Myk]

TOS

KIRK- AI Assassin

SPOCK- Carl

SCOTT- Miracle Worker

UHURA- Sparky

SULU- Flyboy

CHEKOV- Monkee

RED SHIRTS- Dead Meat

TNG

PICARD- Frenchie

RIKER- Jazzbo

TROI- Sensomatic

CRUSHER- Ginger

WORF- Fanny

GEORDI- Ladies Man

WESLEY- Mary Sue

TASHA- Wild Child


DS9

SISKO- Chef

KIRA- Ruffles

O'BRIEN- Fixit

BASHIER- Doogie

DAX- Tequila

ODO- Slushie

QUARK- Crap Game

VOY

JANEWAY- Wrongway

CHAKOTAY- Chuckie

PARIS- Hot Rod

TORRES- Terror

7 of 9- Barbie

EMH- Dr Light

NEELIX- Gopher

ENT

ARCHER- Airlock

TUCKER- Goober

T'POL-Pole Dancer

REED- Red Alert

SATO- Hush

MAYWEATHER- Whathisname

PHLOX- Phloxtor

 

[C.E. Evans]

NEELIX: "First One Before The Firing Squad When the Revolution Comes"

Does he have any stock options in the Sirius Cybernetic Corporation?

As a matter of fact, he does...

 

[The Trekster]

I always refer to Dr Pulaski as Dr Rachel Pulaski, because that's my sisters name and they are both b****s in the same way. Not to mention, when I showed her a TNG ep (I showed her Elementary My Dear Data), Pulaski was the only one she liked. WTF. Pulaski was the biggest b**** in that ep!!

 

[Orcus]

Spock could have my name as a nickname in a nice twist of irony considering that "Spock" was my nickname at High School...

 

[The Laughing Vulcan]

How could I forget Carl Spock!

The shame....

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Worf - Pookie

OMG

 

[Orcus]

How could I forget Carl Spock!

The shame....

Nup - wasn't me...

 

[Nerys Myk]

How could I forget Carl Spock!

The shame....

Nup - wasn't me...

It was Shatmandu

RESPECT.