i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST films

[JWPlatt]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

I've always used "Star Trek: Save the Whales." That gets the point across to everyone and keeps the Trekkish title.

I really, really don't appreciate naming it like an episode of Friends.

Damn - I posted in this thread.

 

[Jeffe525]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

I refuse to post in this thread.

You weren't lying - You do have a dry sense of humor.

But I like it anyway.

 

[entity]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

Star Trek: The Inspiration for Screensavers
Star Trek II: The One With All The Quotes
Star trek III: The Link Between Star Trek II and IV
Star Trek IV: The One With Comedy
Star Trek V: The One With God
Star Trek VI: The Showing Of Ages
Star Trek: The Dropping of Roman Numerals
Star Trek: The Best of The TNG Bunch
Star Trek: The Extra-Long TV Episode
Star Trek: The Last Few Drops

what do you all think?

I think you you use the word "humorous" loosely. I also think you didn't do a similar thread for the nuTrek movies. So let me help you out:

Star Trek: A Quick Tour of the New Budweiser Plant

Star Trek: The Star Wars VII Practice Run (a.k.a. ST: The Quotes Strike Back)

i have kind of a hostility towards people who criticize 'nutrek',

 

[Jeffe525]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

Star Trek: The Inspiration for Screensavers
Star Trek II: The One With All The Quotes
Star trek III: The Link Between Star Trek II and IV
Star Trek IV: The One With Comedy
Star Trek V: The One With God
Star Trek VI: The Showing Of Ages
Star Trek: The Dropping of Roman Numerals
Star Trek: The Best of The TNG Bunch
Star Trek: The Extra-Long TV Episode
Star Trek: The Last Few Drops

what do you all think?

I think you you use the word "humorous" loosely. I also think you didn't do a similar thread for the nuTrek movies. So let me help you out:

Star Trek: A Quick Tour of the New Budweiser Plant

Star Trek: The Star Wars VII Practice Run (a.k.a. ST: The Quotes Strike Back)

i have kind of a hostility towards people who criticize 'nutrek',

I'm ok with that.

Did it not occur to you that some people may not appreciate the Prime Universe movies being made fun of? If you have such a problem with people stepping on your J.J. shoes, maybe you should tread a little lighter. Just some friendly advise.

 

[at Quark's]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

I still like the titles sev trek gave them the most, (even though there are some weaker titles in this list, too):

The Slowmotion Picture
The Rant of Kahn´t
The Spoof of Spook
The Voyeur Home
The Infernal Frontier
The Rediscovered Franchise
Degenerations
Forced Contract
Indigestion
Nearmiss

 

[Jeffe525]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

I still like the titles sev trek gave them the most, (even though there are some weaker titles in this list, too):

The Slowmotion Picture
The Rant of Kahn´t
The Spoof of Spook
The Voyeur Home
The Infernal Frontier
The Rediscovered Franchise
Degenerations
Forced Contract
Indigestion
Nearmiss

Haha!! See, now that's funny! I don't care who you are.

 

[Cyke101]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

The Rediscovered Franchise
Degenerations
Forced Contract
Indigestion

Okay, you got me, I chuckled.

 

[JWPlatt]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

i have kind of a hostility towards people who criticize 'nutrek',

I feel the same way about people who misuse grammar and punctuation.

I don’t enjoy half of nuTrek half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of nuTrek half as well as it deserves.

 

[entity]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

I think you you use the word "humorous" loosely. I also think you didn't do a similar thread for the nuTrek movies. So let me help you out:

Star Trek: A Quick Tour of the New Budweiser Plant

Star Trek: The Star Wars VII Practice Run (a.k.a. ST: The Quotes Strike Back)

i have kind of a hostility towards people who criticize 'nutrek',

I'm ok with that.

Did it not occur to you that some people may not appreciate the Prime Universe movies being made fun of? If you have such a problem with people stepping on your J.J. shoes, maybe you should tread a little lighter. Just some friendly advise.

oh gods 'jj shoes' REALLY, is that what your coming to? i dont know if youve read my first post but im leery about becoming a star trek reboot hater, im doing chrono-watch and i dont want to become a reboot hater. an i have no desire to start now

 

[JWPlatt]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

I imagine you feel much the same about the shift, apostrophe, and period keys.

 

[Triskelion]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

Star Trek: The Motion Picture
Bald Vger Babe

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan
Kaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhnnnn!!!!!!

Star Trek III: The Search for Spock
Doctor Spock

Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
Not Now, Madeline!

Star Trek V: The Final Frontier
Big Blue Santa Head

Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Bald Klingon Bard

Star Trek Generations
Data Fries, Picard Cries, Kirk Dies

Star Trek: First Contact
Enterprise D-stroyed

Star Trek: Insurrection
Yeast Infection Face

Star Trek: Nemesis
Picard & Data Mini Me's

Star Trek (2009)
Snow Vagina Monster

Star Trek Into Darkness
Watch Daring Escape from Weird Red Tribal Planet and Hit Pause and Go Do Something Else and Never Quite Return to Find Out If They Made It Off The Planet or Whatever

Star Trek Beyond (2016)
I'm Batman.

 

[Jeffe525]

Re: i thought of some humorous alternate titles for the first ten ST f

i have kind of a hostility towards people who criticize 'nutrek',

I'm ok with that.

Did it not occur to you that some people may not appreciate the Prime Universe movies being made fun of? If you have such a problem with people stepping on your J.J. shoes, maybe you should tread a little lighter. Just some friendly advise.

oh gods 'jj shoes' REALLY, is that what your coming to? i dont know if youve read my first post but im leery about becoming a star trek reboot hater, im doing chrono-watch and i dont want to become a reboot hater. an i have no desire to start now

I really don't understand how that's possible. I mean, people aren't really Brick Tamland in real life; you don't just love lamp because that's the last thing you saw. I mean, do you?