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I think I'm in love with my best friend!

I could barely force myself to read his whole post. At this point it's like some experiment in anti-comedy. I'm done.
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I think we're heading for a series finale here. It turns out each season has only been the dreams/rambling of a mad man. None of it was real. The final season will be the attendants rushing into Madbaggin's room at the insane asylum when these ramblings get out of control in order to give him the stone cold stunner treatment and the then the camera will flash on a computer screen showing his last entry...
 
Hi guys. Don't worry, I'm feeling better today. :) I think I've got the balance right now between medication and positive thinking. :)

I'm not sure what I posted last night and I'm not looking back to see. Sorry if I offended anyone.

Emotions make you do funny things. I think all emotions are part of the same spectrum. There is a thin line between love and obsession, between obsession and hate, between hate and anger, anger and pain, pain and suffering. So once you set down the emotional path forever can it control you, if you don't get off it! Emotions can change so quick you can end up unstable! Sometimes it's better to be unfeeling!

I have decided to get a proper job, maybe at a bakery as I'm good with cakes (JOKE LOL, just a bit of internet flirting there!) No, but really, I am good with pastry so I will go back to a bakery when I'm ready.

I was angry at Thames last night but that was just me zipping along the emotion spectrum. I know I must have weirded him out lately! I'm sure when he hears everything in context we'll be cool again. Maybe even super cool.

By the way, Alicia called today and was really nice and understanding. She's had emotional problems too with with being a high fucntioning asperger. She said she misses our talks. It was cool. She sounded like her old self almost. Everyone seems to be moving on with me. That's why I've got to be POSITIVE and move forward! Not yet though, I still don't think I'm ready to go out.

At least I have you guys!

I think you guys should stop speculating between my posts and building yourselves up, by the way. Anticipationg leads to disappointment, as Janeway said. Life just happens, I can't control it. Just let it flow naturally, dudes!

I feel REALLLY good right now. I'm going to try to write a comic book. I can't draw so I'll just write the speech bubbles and then learn how to draw and do the drawings after that.

I don't think I love Thames anymore. Did I ever love him, or just the IDEA of thames? Has anyone here ever put someone on a pedestal and fallen in love with that lofty ideal rather than the real person? I think that could make a cool discussion!

I think my sex drive is returning to normal for those interested. It went bloopy for a while!

ANyway, talk to you all later! I think this is the end of me thinking I'm in love with Thames though! SIlly, silly me!
 
Hi guys. Don't worry, I'm feeling better today. :) I think I've got the balance right now between medication and positive thinking. :)

You're about as balanced as a bowl of Fruit Loops.

I'm not sure what I posted last night...

No one is.

Emotions make you do funny things.

Oh boy, here we go...

I think all emotions are part of the same spectrum. There is a thin line between love and obsession, between obsession and hate, between hate and anger, anger and pain, pain and suffering. So once you set down the emotional path forever can it control you, if you don't get off it! Emotions can change so quick you can end up unstable! Sometimes it's better to be unfeeling!

Right. Keep telling yourself that, man.

I have decided to get a proper job, maybe at a bakery as I'm good with cakes (JOKE LOL, just a bit of internet flirting there!) No, but really, I am good with pastry so I will go back to a bakery when I'm ready.

Not sure I'd call a part-time job in a bakery a "proper job" but I guess work is work.

I was angry at Thames last night but that was just me zipping...

Oh, God I don't want to finish reading this sentence!

...along the emotion spectrum.

Phew!


I know I must have weirded him out lately! I'm sure when he hears everything in context we'll be cool again. Maybe even super cool.

In "a" context. Hearing it in the actual context woldn't be good for anyone.

By the way, Alicia called today and was really nice and understanding. She's had emotional problems too with with being a high fucntioning asperger.

This is the fourth season. We don't need character-establishing exposition on someone we've known the whole time.

She said she misses our talks.

And by "talks" she means sex.

It was cool. She sounded like her old self almost.

Did she say "jellyfish" alot?

Everyone seems to be moving on with me. That's why I've got to be POSITIVE and move forward! Not yet though, I still don't think I'm ready to go out.

Yeah, that months-long trip you had across middle-America months ago is obvious still effecting you.

At least I have you guys!

"Have" ... sure.


I think you guys should stop speculating between my posts and building yourselves up, by the way. Anticipationg leads to disappointment, as Janeway said. Life just happens, I can't control it. Just let it flow naturally, dudes!

I -sort of- agree with this.

I feel REALLLY good right now. I'm going to try to write a comic book. I can't draw so I'll just write the speech bubbles and then learn how to draw and do the drawings after that.

This comic is bound to sell millions with a set-up like this.

I don't think I love Thames anymore. Did I ever love him, or just the IDEA of thames?

I think you loved the idea of his man-meat in various holes of yours.

Has anyone here ever put someone on a pedestal and fallen in love with that lofty ideal rather than the real person?

Nope.

I think that could make a cool discussion!

Nope.

I think my sex drive is returning to normal for those interested.

Yeah, I was really worried about your (in)ability to wank-off.

It went bloopy for a while!

Ew.

ANyway, talk to you all later! I think this is the end of me thinking I'm in love with Thames though! SIlly, silly me!

Wait... is this the end of this thread? Did you just finish and then pull out leaving us here dazed and confused and un satisfied? We're 400 posts from the end! It can't be over already! This sucks!
 
:) I think I've got the balance right now between medication and positive thinking. :)
But...we want you stalking people with knives and hallucinating. Buzzkill.

I'm not sure what I posted last night and I'm not looking back to see.
You said you were stalking Thames with a knife, wondering why he doesn't love you.
Emotions make you do funny things.
like buttsex! tee hee hee!
So once you set down the emotional path forever can it control you, if you don't get off it!
No, the quote is, "once you start down the path of buttsex, forever will it dominate your destiny.
I have decided to get a proper job, maybe at a bakery as I'm good with cakes (JOKE LOL, just a bit of internet flirting there!)
It's so cute when you try to flirt with girls.
No, but really, I am good with pastry so I will go back to a bakery when I'm ready.
Sweety, you are a pastry.
I was angry at Thames last night but that was just me zipping along the emotion spectrum.
Psychosomatic ovaries.
I'm sure when he hears everything in context we'll be cool again. Maybe even super cool.
You've been stalking him with a camcorder. Don't expect the reach-around just yet.
Everyone seems to be moving on with me.
Except Thames. :(
That's why I've got to be POSITIVE and move forward!
Into his loving arms.
Not yet though, I still don't think I'm ready to go out.
of the closet.
At least I have you guys!
Squiggy is the only one that truly loves you.

I think you guys should stop speculating between my posts and building yourselves up, by the way.
Hey, if you won't take our advice...
Anticipationg leads to disappointment, as Janeway said.
Voyager made it home. You'll get some cock yet, sailor. Hang in there.
Life just happens, I can't control it.
You can't admit it, either.
Just let it flow naturally, dudes!
If only you would.
I feel REALLLY good right now.
Stay the hell out of my stash!
I'm going to try to write a comic book. I can't draw so I'll just write the speech bubbles and then learn how to draw and do the drawings after that.
Please post. The kids would love it if you did.
I don't think I love Thames anymore. Did I ever love him, or just the IDEA of thames?
It's called a crush. Which makes you kinda gay.
I think my sex drive is returning to normal for those interested. It went bloopy for a while!
Forwarding to Squiggy...
I think this is the end of me thinking I'm in love with Thames though! SIlly, silly me!
We're all laughing on the outside, but crying on the inside. :(
 
Yeah, I don't get it any more. We're supposed to ignore the previous stuff, as it was just your emotions getting the better of you, right? But you weren't describing your emotions, you were describing your ACTIONS over the past week or so. How's that work?

Stalking or not stalking? Masturbating to thoughts of gay sex, or not?

This thread has been an epic fail, and actually brings down the overall quality of this show... :lol:
 
This is going to be like season 2 of Heroes, where the story is half-assed and ends kind of abruptly, after a whole bunch of pointless detours.
 
Wow, that was such a let down that I don't even feel like doing a play-by-play. We go from such a strange and almost interesting post to... that. The one thing I will respond to is...
I'm sure when he hears everything in context we'll be cool again
Maybe there's a disconnect between what you are meaning to type and what you are typing, but context will not help anything. I didn't think this was possible, but I think that by giving him context to your actions, you are making the stalking and the videotaping when he's not looking seem even worse that it already does.
 
I prefer Squiggy's MB than the "real" one's last post. Maybe they should do a dread pirate Roberts deal.
 
What happened to this bored? It used to be a nice friendly place where I or anyone else could come and share their problems and get good advice. I've been helped through some of the toughest moments of my life by people here. Now? Everyone's gone all mean and demanding. I don't understand it. I thought people would be happy that I'm finally sorting my life out and taking positive steps. That's what you've all been advising me to do. But instead all I get is people complaining for reasons that make no sense within the context of the thread...

:(

I find it easier to talk to Alicia now than to talk here. It's like you're all Kanye and I'm Taylor Swift. :(
 
I like waffles.

Meeeee Tooooooooooooo!

Hi guys. Don't worry, I'm feeling better today. :) I think I've got the balance right now between medication and positive thinking. :)

I'm not sure what I posted last night and I'm not looking back to see. Sorry if I offended anyone.

Emotions make you do funny things. I think all emotions are part of the same spectrum. There is a thin line between love and obsession, between obsession and hate, between hate and anger, anger and pain, pain and suffering. So once you set down the emotional path forever can it control you, if you don't get off it! Emotions can change so quick you can end up unstable! Sometimes it's better to be unfeeling!

I have decided to get a proper job, maybe at a bakery as I'm good with cakes (JOKE LOL, just a bit of internet flirting there!) No, but really, I am good with pastry so I will go back to a bakery when I'm ready.

I was angry at Thames last night but that was just me zipping along the emotion spectrum. I know I must have weirded him out lately! I'm sure when he hears everything in context we'll be cool again. Maybe even super cool.

By the way, Alicia called today and was really nice and understanding. She's had emotional problems too with with being a high fucntioning asperger. She said she misses our talks. It was cool. She sounded like her old self almost. Everyone seems to be moving on with me. That's why I've got to be POSITIVE and move forward! Not yet though, I still don't think I'm ready to go out.

At least I have you guys!

I think you guys should stop speculating between my posts and building yourselves up, by the way. Anticipationg leads to disappointment, as Janeway said. Life just happens, I can't control it. Just let it flow naturally, dudes!

I feel REALLLY good right now. I'm going to try to write a comic book. I can't draw so I'll just write the speech bubbles and then learn how to draw and do the drawings after that.

I don't think I love Thames anymore. Did I ever love him, or just the IDEA of thames? Has anyone here ever put someone on a pedestal and fallen in love with that lofty ideal rather than the real person? I think that could make a cool discussion!

I think my sex drive is returning to normal for those interested. It went bloopy for a while!

ANyway, talk to you all later! I think this is the end of me thinking I'm in love with Thames though! SIlly, silly me!

What happened to this bored? It used to be a nice friendly place where I or anyone else could come and share their problems and get good advice. I've been helped through some of the toughest moments of my life by people here. Now? Everyone's gone all mean and demanding. I don't understand it. I thought people would be happy that I'm finally sorting my life out and taking positive steps. That's what you've all been advising me to do. But instead all I get is people complaining for reasons that make no sense within the context of the thread...

:(

I find it easier to talk to Alicia now than to talk here. It's like you're all Kanye and I'm Taylor Swift. :(

You've hit it right on the head luv (no puns intended)...but yeah you wanna know "What happened to this bored?"...well that's just it...people are bored. :(

I'm sorry to have to break this to you but it's fairly obvious.
 
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