I think I'm in love with my best friend!

[Major Chord]

I got ya covered Squiggy This commentary can be included on the Japanese dub of the DVD.

hi everyone. sorry haven't been able to updateview you guys lately.

A new form of communication? Is Updateview like a Madbaggins exclusive Twitter?

i know you all care about me and stuff so that's whyou keep my threads going.

I wouldn't call it actually caring...more like mild amused interest.

they're worried about my "erratic behaviour" of my behaviour again.

Wow. You must be like Chuck Norris. So badasssssss (your patterns are catching on MB), that even your behavioral problems have behavioral problems.

"fixatated"

My 9 year old brother makes up words better than you MB...sorry buddy...

i think they've been reading my internet posts agian. Maybe long distance girls showed them. FUCK, she probalby did, it just came to mE! FUCK.

This is assuming they actually know your internet nom de plume. Perhaps they're just good at their jobs, and can see how fucked up you are without access to all the self incrimination you're carrying on here.

OF COURSE things look bad when you write them down. seirously, her eis an exercise for y'all (you all) every one one of you rigght (WRITE, not right) down EVERYTHING you are thinking right (not write lol) now on paper or THIS THREAD and look how it looks and aslo write (I typed it write first time therE) down EVERYTHING thing you have done today on that same scrap of paper or this VERY thread. DO IT. it will look crazy because ther'es so much and things just come out and life isn't a tv show and it's full of random chance and luck.

I think we're going to need Hoshi to translate this one.

yes it might ahve looked like I was filming Thames against his will or something

Because you were.

but so what, eveyrone films each other all the time with cameras on thier phoens don't they! So it's not a big deal.

You'd be surprised just how many people prefer not to be filmed without their knowledge.

She treats him like a dog

.

And you treat her any better?

I was lucky to be filming that and I was planning to show it to him as part of the evidence. But mom found out first.
fuck

What you don;t know is that you mother was watching (not stalking) you without your knowledge. She wanted to dig up dirt on your interactions with Thames, to prove to you why you'd be so much happier with your cousin.

if I thougth hew as mentally ill (BUT I'M NOT BUT HE WILL THINK I AM BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING IT LOOK LIEK I AM)

And your own actions are doing nothing whatsoever to back this up. Naturally.

I would go to se ehim. NO question. I might bring a hidden knife just in case he went crazy and I had to tell him to back off, bu tI'd still go and see him.

So, ontop of stalking him, you plan to assault him

Deosn't he love me?

What, with your cute, twitchy puppy eyes and foaming mouth? What's not to love there?

I mean as a friend. lol.

But that's not what you mean.

you know what I mean rally.

You're catching on.

I mastubate excsluviely to males now.

This comes as a shock to no one. Kinda like when Clay Aiken came out of the closet.

 

[DonIago]

This is the worst ratings gimmick since 'Flashback'.

 

[sidious618]

I love the last line of his post. He just threw it in there.

 

[CaptainStoner]

Let's see: stalking his would-be gay lover, taking video of him 3 nights in a row, carrying a knife "just in case", on and off his psych meds, lives with Mother Dearest, hates his would-be gay lover's fat girlfriend...

you know, this thread should be shut down. MB is not pretending at being unstable. Shut it down, and wait for the coverage on the evening news, because that's where this is headed.

This is turning into one of those bad stories where someone is "egged on" by an internet forum. You want the lawsuit, TrekBBS? Shut this POS down. It's not amusing anymore. We've got a neurotic gay kid running around with a knife, then posting to his hungry trolls the play-by-play. Enough is enough.

 

[Trekker4747]

hi everyone. sorry haven't been able to updateview you guys lately. i know you all care about me and stuff so that's whyou keep my threads going. thanks guys.

"Updateview".... ? And yeah, we keep bumping this thread because we "care." That's it.

haven't had time to be at a computer. they're worried about my "erratic behaviour" of my behaviour again.

They're worried about the same behavior (note the American spelling) you've exhibited your entire life? Ok.

Sigh. I haven't hurt anyone ever and I woudln't hurt myself. WHY WOULD I.

What did you do, MadBaggins? What did you DO?!

Yes I followed Thames again.

But you're not stalking him.

I wanted to catch him out with the hot girl agian. why won't they believe that? Why did black health man say he thoguht I was "fixatated" on Thames?

Moving along....

lol he sounded like you guys. i think they've been reading my internet posts agian. Maybe long distance girls showed them. FUCK, she probalby did, it just came to mE! FUCK.

... Further along...

OF COURSE things look bad when you write them down. seirously, her eis an exercise for y'all (you all) every one one of you rigght (WRITE, not right) down EVERYTHING you are thinking right (not write lol) now on paper or THIS THREAD and look how it looks and aslo write (I typed it write first time therE) down EVERYTHING thing you have done today on that same scrap of paper or this VERY thread. DO IT. it will look crazy because ther'es so much and things just come out and life isn't a tv show and it's full of random chance and luck.

Next time, pull the Q-Tip out when there's resistance.

anyway since you ahve bene waiting but I'll have to be brief yes i follow tHames BUT It was about the girl. honest I wanted to catch them together and film them then show Thames the film so he could SEE how hot she is and how good they look toghete.r

Yes. Film the hot girl he's dating so he can see how hot she is. Makes perfect sense.

Beacuse they look GREAT together let me tell you. T hat's ALL I was doing. It was a godo plan and yes it might ahve looked like I was filming Thames against his will or something but so what, eveyrone films each other all the time with cameras on thier phoens don't they! So it's not a big deal.

Sometimes the world is just so beautiful... I can't contain it... So I must FILM IT! You're going to be imbeding spy-cameras into your shoe-tie bolt-hodler things before long and slipping your foot under guys with over-sized shorts on. (Because he likes dicks, you see.)

but anyway I dind't managed to see him with hot girl on the three days I followed him and filmed him. I don't know why I thinkhe must have dumped her for fatty. GOD knows why because one day when I saw fatty she dropped litter on the ground and Thames laughed and said to pick it up but she said she wans't bending over because it would hurt her back (I guess it hurts when ffat people bend over?!") and MADE HIM DO IT. humiliating. She treats him like a dog. I was lucky to be filming that and I was planning to show it to him as part of the evidence. But mom found out first.
fuck

Dude, you're imploding. Either get back on your meds or back off of them, the opposite of whatever you are currently doing.

they think they're hleping but their making me worse

I stil think about Thames and WHY hasn't he been to see me since thne? if I thougth hew as mentally ill (BUT I'M NOT BUT HE WILL THINK I AM BECAUSE THEY'RE MAKING IT LOOK LIEK I AM) I would go to se ehim. NO question. I might bring a hidden knife just in case he went crazy and I had to tell him to back off, bu tI'd still go and see him. But no Thames. Why.

Deosn't he love me?

I mean as a friend. lol.

you know what I mean rally.



I mastubate excsluviely to males now.

I've got nothing.

This is like if "A Night in Sickbay" had a child with "Threshold' and then the result was Spock's Brain who later went on to give birth to, I dunno, the last episode of the Sopranos or something.

 

[sidious618]

Let's see: stalking his would-be gay lover, taking video of him 3 nights in a row, carrying a knife "just in case", on and off his psych meds, lives with Mother Dearest, hates his would-be gay lover's fat girlfriend...

you know, this thread should be shut down. MB is not pretending at being unstable. Shut it down, and wait for the coverage on the evening news, because that's where this is headed.

This is turning into one of those bad stories where someone is "egged on" by an internet forum. You want the lawsuit, TrekBBS? Shut this POS down. It's not amusing anymore. We've got a neurotic gay kid running around with a knife, then posting to his hungry trolls the play-by-play. Enough is enough.

Dude, it's fake.

 

[Australis]

I hope it's fake.

If it isn't we are in deep, deep shit...

 

[Squiggy]

This is like if "A Night in Sickbay" had a child with "Threshold' and then the result was Spock's Brain who later went on to give birth to, I dunno, the last episode of the Sopranos or something.

And then the last episode of Seinfeld came in, killed it, and raped it's corpse.

 

[Trekker4747]

This is like if "A Night in Sickbay" had a child with "Threshold' and then the result was Spock's Brain who later went on to give birth to, I dunno, the last episode of the Sopranos or something.

And then the last episode of Seinfeld came in, killed it, and raped it's corpse.

It then goes on to man Rosie's Bar after the tender is injured.

 

[Ward Fowler]

I could barely force myself to read his whole post. At this point it's like some experiment in anti-comedy. I'm done.

 

[Australis]

I didn't register his name when I started reading his post,. I thought it was one of the fake ones. Thought it captured his tone, but was a bit offkey.

That's why I'm a little worried.

 

[GeorgeKirk]

I might have been worried, might have started to doubt this is all just a Major Barcalow-style performance until that last line. It was a wink to the audience, and admission that this is all just Internet theater. It's no accident that this latest "disturbing" post came on the heels of all of us openly calling him a dual and saying he should go ahead and fess up.

The more jaded and cynical we get about his act, the more weird and outlandish "MadBaggins" posts become. It's so predictable; the dude's just playing to his audience.

 

[Cakes488]

i know you all care about me and stuff so that's whyou keep my threads going. thanks guys. haven't had time to be at a computer. they're worried about my "erratic behaviour" of my behaviour again. Sigh. I haven't hurt anyone ever and I woudln't hurt myself. WHY WOULD I.
you know what I mean rally.



I mastubate excsluviely to males now.

You should stopped this post right after the erratic behavior bit because that's truly where the update stopped.

And It's OK to say that there's no update or there's nothing going on with you and your penis....lord knows I'm sure half the people on the board could relate with that.

 

[archeryguy1701]

Let's see: stalking his would-be gay lover, taking video of him 3 nights in a row, carrying a knife "just in case", on and off his psych meds, lives with Mother Dearest, hates his would-be gay lover's fat girlfriend...

you know, this thread should be shut down. MB is not pretending at being unstable. Shut it down, and wait for the coverage on the evening news, because that's where this is headed.

This is turning into one of those bad stories where someone is "egged on" by an internet forum. You want the lawsuit, TrekBBS? Shut this POS down. It's not amusing anymore. We've got a neurotic gay kid running around with a knife, then posting to his hungry trolls the play-by-play. Enough is enough.

There is no way any of this is real. First, no one's life is as interesting or as strange as MB's sounds. Second, all of his tales end right at the 1000 post limit. Either we have really good timing, he has had 3 major timing coincidences, or it's planned. Third, the mods have left these threads open. They close down blogging/ diary threads all the time. Why is this one left open and why are we allowed to say things to MB that would get us warned if said to anyone else? Someone's playing with us, and they got it okayed with the staff before hand. I'm not particularly concerned.

 

[Canadave]

Let's see: stalking his would-be gay lover, taking video of him 3 nights in a row, carrying a knife "just in case", on and off his psych meds, lives with Mother Dearest, hates his would-be gay lover's fat girlfriend...

you know, this thread should be shut down. MB is not pretending at being unstable. Shut it down, and wait for the coverage on the evening news, because that's where this is headed.

This is turning into one of those bad stories where someone is "egged on" by an internet forum. You want the lawsuit, TrekBBS? Shut this POS down. It's not amusing anymore. We've got a neurotic gay kid running around with a knife, then posting to his hungry trolls the play-by-play. Enough is enough.

There is no way any of this is real. First, no one's life is as interesting or as strange as MB's sounds. Second, all of his tales end right at the 1000 post limit. Either we have really good timing, he has had 3 major timing coincidences, or it's planned. Third, the mods have left these threads open. They close down blogging/ diary threads all the time. Why is this one left open and why are we allowed to say things to MB that would get us warned if said to anyone else? Someone's playing with us, and they got it okayed with the staff before hand. I'm not particularly concerned.

Let's not forget he's adapted a username which initials to MB, as well, which mirrors our most legendary dual (to date).

Twenty bucks says Squiggy is fucking with us all.

 

[Cakes488]

^ Even if he is...no way he's going to admit and take "credit" for this mess!

 

[Kommander]

Someone's playing with us, and they got it okayed with the staff before hand.

Wait... we can do that?

 

[archeryguy1701]

Well there's this and there's the previous MB.

 

[GeorgeKirk]

I think the admins know just as well as we do that this guy is a dual -excuse me, I mean "performance artist"- but since he's just providing entertainment and not trying to damage the board in some way (porn spam attacks, etc.) they're willing to let everyone have their fun. I doubt that there's any kind of explicit "backroom deal" between them and MB.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

He better get funnier pronto, or at least have better stories to tell. "The Gay Stalker Diaries" arc just isn't that interesting.