This episode was way better.
But has long distance girl been written out? Haven't heard about her in a while.
But has long distance girl been written out? Haven't heard about her in a while.
I think I'm in love with my best friend!
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Grab it? Squeeze? Oh, very funny. I know Cakes suggsted mutual masturbation but I am NOT going to just go up to Thames and start jerking him.
I did not suggest to just go up to this Thames person and start yankin' him. What do you take me for some sort of pervert?
I was talking about myself and my friend -- throwin him a little masterbatory show if you will....ya know for all the years of dedication he's shown to me.
Only twice?
You'd be surprised that D cells are no longer necessary. Only need them for the flashlights nowadays.... We've made great advances...we have. Fuck that men on the moon shit...awesome vibrators now run on AAA or AA's! YIPPPPEEEEEE!!! And Cappy Ice...twice is the minimum and that line is courtesy of some good ole' honk from Lynyrd Skynyrd.
Should try just about anything twice. First impressions can be deceiving...
Yes so lets change the channel so the focus can be on me me me mememememmemememee!
You got that right! (Is anybody getting that reference...??? anyone)...
But almost everybody and hell -- everything deserves a second chance. Now if your a pedophile who locks up 11yr olds and impregnates them and keeps them in bondage...I'd say no second chance on that one....but that's just my humble opinion lol.
Still haven't left my room since I gave Thames whatfor and a piece of my mind. Haha. I don't need to anyway.
I have been chatting with long distance girl on MSN. She's really nice. I haven't told her much about my current mental state, but why should I? There's nothing wrong with me. I have been telling her about my life though, about how everyone's out to get me, and she's been sympathetic. She's been telling me stuff about herself too. I even know her full name now.
Sorry, can't stay tonight, I'd rather talk to her than you guys!
ONLY JOKING, LVOE YOU REALLY! EVEN CAKEASS.
I have been chatting with long distance girl on MSN. She's really nice. I haven't told her much about my current mental state, but why should I? There's nothing wrong with me. I have been telling her about my life though, about how everyone's out to get me, and she's been sympathetic. She's been telling me stuff about herself too. I even know her full name now.
Sorry, can't stay tonight, I'd rather talk to her than you guys!
ONLY JOKING, LVOE YOU REALLY! EVEN CAKEASS.
Psh, shows what you know. It has been 8 years.Squiggy said:
And John Goodman does bloody good reviews when he's not stoned off his tits.
So do you piss in a bottle or do you just do it directly out the window?
If only she had a penis she'd be perfect for you.
Honesty? Human decency? A warning for her safety?
People in glass houses... so I'll not be one to judge.
Paranoia,
Paranoia,
Everybody's coming to get me.
Actually, your life does seem like something from Peep Show, but from that crap third season where the plots didn't seem to go anywhere and there was no consequences for anything.
Because she knows what it is like to be psychotic and refuse to take her pills so that she can stay locked in her room all day? She's a keeper.
Unless her full name is Thamesmachine, The then I'm not interested. Go back to the Brokeback Baggins stuff, cybering over MSN is not why I visit this thread.
Even your best friends Squiggy and Trekker? They'll be mightily upset.Sorry, can't stay tonight, I'd rather talk to her than you guys!
Aha, another FRAUDian slip that reveals your true desire for ass. It is only a matter of time until you give in and enter The Thamesmachine's chocolate wonderland.
Mmm, chocolate cakeass...
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Sure, because paranoid ravings about how everyone's out to get you are in no way indicative of your current mental state.
"Whatfor"? What's it like living in Victorian England?
Hughes thought that too until he died soaked in his own urine. Well, he though that as he was soaked in his own urine, but my point is you're going to piss yourself...and when you do I hope you tell us all how long it's been since you've masturbated.
This is the worst commercial for MSN ever.
Aren't they all? But she'll leave you like everyone else. You should go to her, kill her, and chop her into tiny bits so she'll fit into jars that'll fit under your bed.
Yeah. Honesty is for suckers.
He says...locked in his room.
Dear God...WHY?
See above statement regarding: Hughes
See above statement regarding: Her leaving.
Then it's meant to be. Just don't let her leave. She's thinking about you constantly and wants you to be with her forever. DAMN THE COURTS!
Woah! Slow down there Casanova.
Cakeass? What an unfortunate parrot-phrasing.Sorry, can't stay tonight, I'd rather talk to her than you guys!
ONLY JOKING, LVOE YOU REALLY! EVEN CAKEASS.
"What for", or acting like an insnae ranting, yelling, loon. Potatoe/potahtoe.
Leave your room? Yeah. The outside world is for pussies.
You rebel!
So is a nice antipsychotic at the end of the day.
Good move. The best, longest lasting, relationships are based on hiding one's medical conditions.
Yeah, in Bizzaro World.
Other than the stuff about: fucking your cousin, multi-gendered orgies in the living room of your past girlfriend, lusting after your ebon best friend's ass (and cock!), what your real "career" is (HINT: It's not wrestling!), trying to extort money from your recently discovered aunt... Should I go on?
Paranoia is such a turn on.
She's humoring you. A Stone Cold Stunner may be in order.
Pfft. Like you care.
!!!! Wow!!!! It MUST be love! It's meant to be! I mean, you can now look her up in the PHONE BOOK and GOOGLE her and stuff now! Her full name! Wow!
Sorry, can't stay tonight, I'd rather talk to her than you guys!
Ouch, man. Ouch.
That and it's like 3AM where you live so you need to hit the sack.
And "Cakesass", really?! Seriously? How old are you? 12?
Watch, she'll turn out to either be Long Distance Girl or Mrs. Thames. (Are they back together yet! Don't make we wait for the next episode to find out!)
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