I think I'm in love with my best friend!

[Middle Earther]

New fan here: When do we get some sex scenes? I heard there was sex, but I'm kinda disappointed about this season so far.

This is like starting Smallville during season 5.

 

[DonIago]

You shouldn't insult Smallville like that.

 

[Middle Earther]

Sorry, my bad.

 

[TheGodBen]

He can't just throw in a random sex scene after the season 3 finale, that would be like going back to vanilla ice-cream after... licking vanilla ice-cream off your cousin's tits during a coke-fuelled threesome. Even more cousin sex would seem mundane at this point.

 

[Trekker4747]

He can't just throw in a random sex scene after the season 3 finale, that would be like going back to vanilla ice-cream after... licking vanilla ice-cream off your cousin's tits during a coke-fuelled threesome. Even more cousin sex would seem mundane at this point.

What about licking rocky-road icecream off the rock-hard abs of his ebon best friend?

 

[Deckerd]

You'll get him all worked up posting things like that.

 

[TheGodBen]

What about licking rocky-road icecream off the rock-hard abs of his ebon best friend?

That might work if Alicia walks in on them and decides to join in with some raspberry ripple, but an incestuous, bi-racial, ice-cream-fuelled threesome still wouldn't be quite as good.

 

[Major Chord]

I really hope this season picks up soon. The first few eps were good. Not great, but good, and had some nice character moments, along with some decent comedy.I don't necessarily expect it to out do Season 3 ...not after the finale, but if it can hold it's own without employing any gimmicks, I'll be content. The long-winded Haiku style that the last few episodes have taken is becoming tiring, bordering on annoying. Kinda like the lens flares in Trek XI...

 

[Australis]

That's what MB needs, more lens flare. And more cowbell.

 

[MadBaggins]

I just haven't been myself since I started taking these pills. They are altering my mind. I know that's the point but I don't like it. I don't feel anxious anymore, but I have a headache a lot now. I think they are just converting the anxiety into a headache. What good is that? It's just replacing one problem with the other. How do people stand being medicated? I don't feel like myself. I just don't.

I might stop soon. I tried to finish my rewrite of Alicia's script (this is a new rewrite, I destroyed the last one in spectacular fashion (I set it on fire (I printed it out first))) but I just say there staring blankly at the screen for an hour.

I'm not the same.

I don't like it.

See.

I can't even express how I feel now.

That's not like me.

But if I stop taking them I'll be a prisoner in my own home again.

I went out today.

Some children laughed at me and I didn't care. They're just kid.

I tried to check out some girls but felt nothing. That's the worst part, I think. My libido is gone. I haven't masturbated since I started taking the pills. That's a LONG TIME for me.

I have had weird dreams about being back in the van with Thames. Sometimes we're doing sex together, I've just accepted that now, my brain is just throwing it in there because I've been discussing it. Sometimes there's girls too. But when I wake up I'm not even in a state of arousal. There is nothing!

I'm definitely going to stop taking them soon...

 

[Robert Maxwell]

I just haven't been myself since I started taking these pills. They are altering my mind. I know that's the point but I don't like it. I don't feel anxious anymore, but I have a headache a lot now. I think they are just converting the anxiety into a headache. What good is that? It's just replacing one problem with the other. How do people stand being medicated? I don't feel like myself. I just don't.

That might be an improvement, in your case.

I might stop soon. I tried to finish my rewrite of Alicia's script (this is a new rewrite, I destroyed the last one in spectacular fashion (I set it on fire (I printed it out first))) but I just say there staring blankly at the screen for an hour.

There's always a "burn-in period" for psychoactive meds. If you just go off of them you'll probably feel even worse. On the plus side, I guess we'll get some more awesome, angst-ridden posts out of it.

Why do you hate trees, though?

I'm not the same.

Yeah, you used to be funny.

I don't like it.

Ditto.

See.

What?

I can't even express how I feel now.

Business as usual, then.

That's not like me.

It's hard to say exactly what is like you. It's like there's a retooling every hiatus and the writers change their minds about what your motivation is this year.

But if I stop taking them I'll be a prisoner in my own home again.

You mean you aren't right now?

I went out today.

And you felt the cruel light of the sun upon your pale, white skin...

Some children laughed at me and I didn't care. They're just kid.

We told you last time about how you should wear something besides socks when going out.

I tried to check out some girls but felt nothing. That's the worst part, I think. My libido is gone. I haven't masturbated since I started taking the pills. That's a LONG TIME for me.

Maybe you can finally find a purpose in life besides "falling in love", which is MadBagginsCode(tm) for "epic urge to bust a nut."

I have had weird dreams about being back in the van with Thames. Sometimes we're doing sex together, I've just accepted that now, my brain is just throwing it in there because I've been discussing it. Sometimes there's girls too. But when I wake up I'm not even in a state of arousal. There is nothing!

Who says "doing sex"? Has your character become British? Well, as long as he's not Scottish, I guess.

Why haven't you called him over to plow you? Then you might "feel something" again. Especially when they're stitching you up in the ER.

I'm definitely going to stop taking them soon...

I can't wait.

Sorry for the poor first attempt at commentary.

 

[TheGodBen]

I just haven't been myself since I started taking these pills. They are altering my mind.

A travesty! You're a cousin-fucking genius like Darwin and Einstein, but without the genius part.

I know that's the point but I don't like it. I don't feel anxious anymore, but I have a headache a lot now. I think they are just converting the anxiety into a headache. What good is that? It's just replacing one problem with the other.

That's all your life ever is, you go from one problem to the next while ignoring the advice given to you at each stage.

How do people stand being medicated?

Most people don't, most people are sane.

I went out today. Some children laughed at me and I didn't care. They're just kid.

Outrageous! I demand that you get revenge by kidnapping the kids and locking them up in your basement. You have to do something interesting the save the show.

I tried to check out some girls but felt nothing.

Because you're gay.

That's the worst part, I think. My libido is gone.

Whew! The biggest threat to America since 9/11 has now been neutralised. We're now at DEFCON 4.

I haven't masturbated since I started taking the pills. That's a LONG TIME for me.

It has been four days. How have you survived?!

I have had weird dreams about being back in the van with Thames.

Because you're gay for him.

Sometimes we're doing sex together,

Because you're gay for him.

I've just accepted that now, my brain is just throwing it in there because I've been discussing it.

You've been discussing it because you're gay for him.

Sometimes there's girls too.

Because your subconscious is also in the closet.

But when I wake up I'm not even in a state of arousal. There is nothing!

Because the girls put you off. Now if you dreamed about Thames and a few other guys, then you'd have an extreme case of morning wood and we'd need to go back to DEFCON 3.

I'm definitely going to stop taking them soon...

I'll inform the President of the threat, he will not be happy.

 

[Major Chord]

Sometimes we're doing sex together

Maybe if you find out who this Sex guy is, you'll have someone other to focus on than Thames. I like it that you're cooperating with Thames, and have a decent working relationship with him, if only in your heavily medicated dreams.

 

[Scout101]

wow, the writers are really just mailing it in this season...

 

[GeorgeKirk]

Who says "doing sex"?

Only one other person in the history of the BBS, and he was a much better-written character.

 

[Trekker4747]

I just haven't been myself since I started taking these pills. They are altering my mind. I know that's the point but I don't like it. I don't feel anxious anymore, but I have a headache a lot now.

Headaches? Mental Insanity? Yeah, I see the trouble here.

I think they are just converting the anxiety into a headache.

Drugs don't work like that.

How do people stand being medicated?

Not sure as I'm not on any kind of medication for severe psychotic disorders.

I tried to finish my rewrite of Alicia's script (this is a new rewrite, I destroyed the last one in spectacular fashion (I set it on fire (I printed it out first))) but I just say there staring blankly at the screen for an hour.

Side Effects include pyromania and lethargy.

I'm not the same.

Not sure what metric you're measuring by.

I don't like it.

See.

Actually, due to the nature of this communication medium, no I do not "see."

But if I stop taking them I'll be a prisoner in my own home again.

Not your home, but whatever.

I went out today.

How'd the family take it? Were they supportive?

Some children laughed at me and I didn't care.

Kids don't understand homosexuality.

I tried to check out some girls but felt nothing.

There's a reason for that.

That's the worst part, I think. My libido is gone.

It's not gone, you're just not stimulating it correctly.

I haven't masturbated since I started taking the pills. That's a LONG TIME for me.

I haven't masturbated in six months. Welcome to adulthood.

I have had weird dreams about being back in the van with Thames.

Details man, we want details!

Sometimes we're doing sex together,

More details!

I've just accepted that now, my brain is just throwing it in there because I've been discussing it.

And because you're gay.

Sometimes there's girls too.

They like to watch two hot guys, well a hot guy and then a passably average one like you, get it on just as much as straight men like watching two hot girls get it on.

But when I wake up I'm not even in a state of arousal. There is nothing!

Again, welcome to adulthood.

I'm definitely going to stop taking them soon...

Best idea you have ever had.*

 

[Guartho]

My libido is gone. I haven't masturbated since I started taking the pills. That's a LONG TIME for me.

Didn't you start taking the pills yesterday or the day before? That's not exactly the longest dry spell in the world.

 

[Ward Fowler]

I have to say, this is growing tiresome. I can no longer even pretend to suspend my disbelief. Whoever MadBaggins really is, he's running out of material. He can't find a crowd pleasing plot, so he's growing desperate, jumping from one thing to another. Whoever you are, stop being a bore or give up.

 

[Trekker4747]

My libido is gone. I haven't masturbated since I started taking the pills. That's a LONG TIME for me.

Didn't you start taking the pills yesterday or the day before? That's not exactly the longest dry spell in the world.

It's also pretty darn fast for medications used to treat mental disorders to take hold and cause that kind of side-effect.

But, then again, time in MB's universe is... "odd."

 

[Trekker4747]

I have to say, this is growing tiresome. I can no longer even pretend to suspend my disbelief. Whoever MadBaggins really is, he's running out of material. He can't find a crowd pleasing plot, so he's growing desperate, jumping from one thing to another. Whoever you are, stop being a bore or give up.

Odd as it may seem, the ebon sex plot is interesting, so is cousin-fucking. MB dealing with anti-psychotics? Not so interesting.

I mean, Major Barky had us going for many, many, threads. Certainly Mad Baggins can keep things up just as long! He just needs to focus more on the interesting stuff and less on this.