I think I'm in love with my best friend!
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This thread is just full of gems, but this above all reminds me why I love Squiggs.
Spot on!
Thames called and said he's going to go back to working in the bakery where we used to work and said he can get me a job there too. What should I do? I miss him and I need the money, but if I'm near him I'll just start having the kind of thoughts I don't want to have. He also told me he hasn't slept with his girl again yet (she was probably too busy eating) which made me happy, then made me angry at being happy, then I punched myself in the face. 
Thames called and said he's going to go back to working in the bakery where we used to work and said he can get me a job there too. What should I do? I miss him and I need the money, but if I'm near him I'll just start having the kind of thoughts I don't want to have. He also told me he hasn't slept with his girl again yet (she was probably too busy eating) which made me happy, then made me angry at being happy, then I punched myself in the face.
I suggest that you skip all the tom foolery and go after the fat chick.
Is that how they get sour dough bread?
I say that you should take the job at the bakery, you can learn a lot about a man's sexual orientation by the way that he bakes bread. For example, if he likes to give the dough light punches to even it out then that means he's thinking of boobs and is therefore straight. But if he prefers to roll the dough into a long shaft, sticks two balls at one end, bakes it half-way, takes it out of the oven, fellates it for 10 minutes and then squeezes it so that some of the uncooked dough squirts onto his face... then he has a serious bread fetish and needs to consult a doctor.
Does he get annoyed when people go to his website by accident too?
Gay porn will fulfil that requirement.
I think his taste in pastry goods has moved on from sorchetta to baguettes...
You should see first if it is really love or an infatuation. Both can be confused for the other.
If, say, in a few weeks, you still feel this strong, you should go and tell him how you feel. If, like you said, he seems to feel the same way, it should work out fine.
Good luck ^_^
If, say, in a few weeks, you still feel this strong, you should go and tell him how you feel. If, like you said, he seems to feel the same way, it should work out fine.
Good luck ^_^
MadBaggins has a tremendous ability to fall in love really fast. For example, he can fall madly in love with someone right after having sex with them, or by talking about wrestling at a party, or by looking at their ass while they're scooping up dog crap. And it is real love too, he'd be willing to kill for them.
Ah that might pose a bit of a problem then, lol. I don't know him very well but I'll have to remember that for the next person he falls in love with.
A JOB OFFER?!? OH THE UNMITIGATED HORROR!!! WHATEVER SHALL YOU DO?!
Why ask us? You'll do the exact opposite. Delighting us all.
You know, it's not like I work with rocket scientists or anything...but it seems to me the answer is smacking you in your rotund bottom.
Eh? Eh? Wink wink. Say no more!
Hurray for your friend's sexual foibles.
Ah yes. Good show. You really have matured haven't you.
Which makes me happy.
Which also makes me happy.
This too makes me happy. But don't stop there. I won't be happy until you cut yourself, tuck your dick betwix your legs and sing "Blue Christmas" in falsetto voce substituting "Thames" for every noun. Post this on Youtube. This is the only answer to your problem.then I punched myself in the face.
Rocket science... that's tough. Still... not exactly brain surgery now is it?
Thames called and said he's going to go back to working in the bakery where we used to work and said he can get me a job there too. What should I do? I miss him and I need the money, but if I'm near him I'll just start having the kind of thoughts I don't want to have. He also told me he hasn't slept with his girl again yet (she was probably too busy eating) which made me happy, then made me angry at being happy, then I punched myself in the face.
Go for it. Bakery sex is hawt.
Or go for it for the money.
Or kill two birds with one stone and whore yourself out to Thames. Three birds if you can whore yourself out to him while working at the bakery.
*SNIP*...which made me happy, then made me angry at being happy, then I punched myself in the face.
This is why you shouldn't let your emotions control your actions.
I'm new to MadBaggins too, but I heard great reviews so once I saw that season 4 was starting up I decided to torrent the previous seasons. I must admit, it has one of the strongest first seasons to any show I've ever seen before, I'd highly recommend you to try it if you get the time. I'm currently a few episodes into season 2 and the story is all over the place at the moment. I'm hoping things come together eventually because I'd hate for the show to fall into the trap of the comedown second season.
Season 2 was all over the place AND very weak. Season One as awesome and last season was pretty darn good.
(Although, S2 DID give us the stone-cold stunner.)
I wonder if he's starting writing his and Thames' name in hearts all over the front of his notebook yet.
(Although, S2 DID give us the stone-cold stunner.)
I wonder if he's starting writing his and Thames' name in hearts all over the front of his notebook yet.
MadBaggins, rather than drag this out for months on end--which I know you'd prefer, because it would keep this thread going all year--just fucking say something to him and feel out the issue, so to speak. He's supposed to be your best friend, right? So drop some hints about how you're feeling and see if he reciprocates. If he doesn't, you know he only digs chicks. And if he does, well, "Brokeback Baggins" is a go. 
I'd still try to hit the "chunky chick" too, though. Just as a hedge.
I'd still try to hit the "chunky chick" too, though. Just as a hedge.
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