I think I'm in love with my best friend!

[MadBaggins]

Could people stop saying "seasons" so much? It's not funny, doesn't really make any sense, and seems to have nothing to do with what I'm talking about. I was away for most of spring and summer, but it's still summer now so it's not even a new season. I don't really get why you keep saying it is.

Well, I saw Thames today. I couldn't keep making excuses not to. I don't think I blushed too badly. He was distracted anyway, he was talking about this girl (who is a bit chunky, IMHO) who had was dating before the trip and wanting to get back to her. I had to PRETEND to care and it was not easy! It was hard! When he kept talking and talking and woudln't stop it made me wonder why I care about him at all. It made me think the whole thing was something I'd just invented in my mind! I'm not in love wit him, surely, I thought. He was just talking such inane rubbish about the details of his relationship. Why would I be interested in that? Plus he uses stupd words, like he says "simples" instead of "simple". WTF?

But then, he apologized for going on and smiled at me and asked me what I'd been up to. And I felt funny again. On the inside. I felt like we were back in that van. I felt the blood flowing in a certain direction briefly and that was truly alarming. But I managed to fight it off and told him about the long distance girl. I lied and told him that I'd emailed her and she'd replied and we had cybered. I don't know why I told him all that. He said it was "cool" and asked for details about the cyber! I just said "the usual stuff" then moved the conversation on to the decline of The Simpsons. I think I got away with it.

Now I'm sitting home alone. Thames is seeing that chunky ho tonight. I don't have any other real friends in this town, I lost touch with most of them before the trip and don't really care enough about any of them to contact them. Even Alicia (who is with a different girl now, according to mom.) I'm just on a completely different dimension to them all now. I feel like I've changed so much. But what have I become? What do I want?

I need to get a job too, which sucks.

Hi Squiggy. What do you think about Beast's changed appearance? I like that he's more catlike now. I remember there was a joke when he was being mind controlled and they gave him a big ball of wool to play with. ROTFLMAO!

Are you a purist? Things have to change in comics. But I agree that removing Spider-Man's marriage is too much.

 

[Trekker4747]

Could people stop saying "seasons" so much? It's not funny, doesn't really make any sense, and seems to have nothing to do with what I'm talking about. I was away for most of spring and summer, but it's still summer now so it's not even a new season. I don't really get why you keep saying it is.

Nevermind all of that.

Well, I saw Thames today.

Did your heart flutter? Your sphincter wink?

I don't think I blushed too badly. He was distracted anyway, he was talking about this girl (who is a bit chunky, IMHO)...

Rowr!

It was hard!

I bet it was!

When he kept talking and talking and woudln't stop it made me wonder why I care about him at all.

Sing it sister!

It made me think the whole thing was something I'd just invented in my mind!

We all know this feeling.

I'm not in love wit him, surely, I thought. He was just talking such inane rubbish about the details of his relationship. Why would I be interested in that?

You're not interested in his thoughts. You're interested in his throbbing man-meat.

Plus he uses stupd words, like he says "simples" instead of "simple". WTF?

Unless he says "parrot-phrasing" or "fraudian slip" you've no room to judge.

But then, he apologized for going on and smiled at me and asked me what I'd been up to.

And then your heart skipped a beat, right?

I felt like we were back in that van. I felt the blood flowing in a certain direction briefly and that was truly alarming.

Ew.

Well, if something has to flow I'm glad it's blood.

I'd emailed her and she'd replied and we had cybered.

You cybered! How highschool and AOL private chatroom in 1996 of you!

....then moved the conversation on to the decline of The Simpsons.

So you ARE posting from 1996!

Now I'm sitting home alone. Thames is seeing that chunky ho tonight.

Rowr!

I don't have any other real friends in this town, I lost touch with most of them before the trip and don't really care enough about any of them to contact them.

Yeah all those other friends like...., uh.... Well there's.... Ummm... Well, oh! "Batgirl" and then there's.... Who else is there?

Even Alicia (who is with a different girl now, according to mom.)

So you turned her gay and she turned you gay. You both suck at sex.

I feel like I've changed so much.

It's called a character arc.

But what have I become?

Gay.

What do I want?

Cock.

I need to get a job too, which sucks.

Yeah, because you've been so gainfully employed up till now.

 

[Australis]

Trekker, that was a harsh accuracy! Shame! (or something).

 

[Trekker4747]

Trekker, that was a harsh accuracy! Shame! (or something).

I try.

 

[P0sitr0nic]

Isnt the Thames a river? Find a girl named River and youll be set. Park your van ... DOWN BY THE RIVER!

 

[pookha]

It's never lupus.

only once

back to baggins..

perhaps you should try sheep herding..
or goat tending.

 

[sidious618]

I think you should go and talk to Alicia about this problem. She'll give you some sound, sane advice.

 

[Jono]

Finally I was wondering when this next season would start.

I was close with my prediction for this season, a bit off because I expected it to be done during the trip not after. I remember when MB disowned Thames and would never speak to him again, even threatening to punch him in the face if he saw him again, now love has won through. It makes you few warm and fuzzy inside...like heartburn.

The obvious answer to this question is to ask Thames if he likes threesomes and would want one and that the best thing to do is to have one involving his "best friend" because it is much safer that way. Get Thames' girl to agree and then the old "wrong hole" trick and you're in...literally.

I mean, you've already had a five way with two other dudes, your cousin and another girl, how difficult can it be for you to score a three way given your powers over the fairer sex?

I think you should go and talk to Alicia about this problem. She'll give you some sound, sane advice.

If Alicia gets the same treatment as in the last instalment she was often mentioned but didn't appear until the rating fell away. Luckily a quick shag and loving more than love and the season was back on track.

 

[Rocketman]

Could people stop saying "seasons" so much? It's not funny

+1

It was funny the first 300 times it was used. Right now, it's getting a bit long in the tooth.

 

[Australis]

This is where we post the pic of wimpy Dawson crying.

 

[DonIago]

Talk about missed opportunities...the next time Thames starts going off on a girl, shut him up by making out with him. Not only will you make your feelings apparent, but you'll get him to stop talking about the woman you didn't care about for, I would think, at least an hour, and possibly forever.

Plus, you might get to have some MadButtsecs if that's what you're up for.

Alternately, clap your hands over your ears and say "Shut up shut up SHUT UP!!!!!"

Either one should work nicely.

 

[Deckerd]

There are some spoilers on Ain't it Cool already.

 

[Captain Ice]

And yet, I still need to know if he ever hooked up with Bat Brother. Save me. Please.

Read two and three. You'll be going through Clorox a gallon at a time.

Then again, it's a slow period and there's nothing else on, so I'll watch for now. But just like Heroes, I can't bring myself to care about any of it anymore, so it's just habit and lack of options...

Every new thread reminds me more and more of Desperate Housewives. You start to think that they can't get any more out there, and then the new season starts and you realize that they just did.

 

[Squiggy]

You cybered! How highschool and AOL private chatroom in 1996 of you!

Spot on!

This is where we post the pic of wimpy Dawson crying.

"I don't wanna wait...!"

 

[Roshi]

teh drama!

 

[Robert Maxwell]

This season is really dull and all over the map. When will there be full frontal nudity?

 

[MetalPants]

MB threads are one of the few reasons I still visit this board.

Here's some advice for MadBaggins. Take Thames out to a movie, just a couple of friends. Buy popcorn, but let him hold it. During the movie, "accidentally" miss the bag of popcorn and grab his package.

 

[Robert Maxwell]

MB threads are one of the few reasons I still visit this board.

Here's some advice for MadBaggins. Take Thames out to a movie, just a couple of friends. Buy popcorn, but let him hold it. During the movie, "accidentally" miss the bag of popcorn and grab his package.

MadBaggins isn't one for subtlety, is he?

 

[MetalPants]

I'm actually hoping for a MadBaggins review of District 9. It would be an interesting read.

 

[SmoothieX]

Grab it? Squeeze? Oh, very funny. I know Cakes suggsted mutual masturbation but I am NOT going to just go up to Thames and start jerking him.

You gotta give him the dutch rudder! This way you won't actually be whackin' him off.