I think I'm done.

[RJDiogenes]

She's charging you a dollar for every time you looked at her tits.

I would have only looked once.

And NEVER look away again!

Always with the loophole, eh?

oh please
you would have left owing money after paying the fee!

One dollar. See above.

 

[Scout101]

Ok. I went to a local dating service company, just to talk to them and see what was going on. First of all this girl, whom I dub "Boobs McGee" was really sweet and cute and obviously wanting me to look at her boobs was my dating counselor. I talk to her, fill out the paper work only to find out it'd cost me four GRAND to get involved with this program.



What the fuck.

Craigslist.com

Hookers and dudes with fat/ugly wives trying to get someone else to bang them by calling it a threesome...

Had good luck with Match.com in the past (by sneaking contact info into the ad rather than paying for it). Then again, I know we've had this same conversation with Trekker 3-4 times before, so won't keep giving the same advice that never seems to go anywhere...

 

[Deckerd]

Sooner or later, even people online will get bored listening, but you know that too and in the meantime if the venting helps.... Well, just remember to change before you get bored of listening to yourself.

You were doing so well until that "of".