Discussion in 'General Trek Discussion' started by GeneHunt, Aug 8, 2011.
I told him Klingon.
[Worf]That joke is without honour[/Worf]
Groanworthy but funny. Maybe this thread should be for jokes that that the character Gene Hunt might come up with.
Oh my god...
That joke should be locked away where no one can ever find it!
Good stuff. Got any more?
That made me spit out my prune juice.
Right. If those bastards with their bollocks on their foreheads want to kill each other off that's fine by me, but not on my bloody turf!
What's Worf's favorite sport? Ferengi tossing.
Where do health-minded Trekkers work out?
The He's Dead Gym.
LOL I love it!!
Picard went to sick bay with a strange scab. Crusher told him to pick at it. He did it a bit to rough she said:
"Dont Picard (Pick Hard)".
Crap I know.
Where do Klingons buy underwear?
AUDIO RECORDING OF AN UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT ON THE BRIDGE OF THE U.S.S. ENTERPISE NCC-1701-D:
Picard: Mr. Worf...fire at will.
Worf: Aye, sir.
Riker: HEY, WHAT THE--
(phaser is heard)
That may be even worse than the "final front ear" joke.
PS if you need me to actually tell you what the "final front ear" joke is, you are hereby banned from TrekBBS for life.
ThaAat's the spirit!
Here's my attempt of a joke:
Why didn't Captain Picard command firing a counter-attack upon the encounter of the Romulan army?
He wasn't aware that was The Q.
What did Captain Kirk say when he got home from work? I'm Shatnered.
When Data had a fight with his brother he was arrested for breaking the Lore.
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