I saw the guy who plays Worf hanging off a cliff;

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  1. GeneHunt

    GeneHunt Commander Red Shirt

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    I told him Klingon.
     
  2. trekkiebaggio

    trekkiebaggio Vice Admiral Admiral

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    [Worf]That joke is without honour[/Worf]
     
  3. Jack Skellington

    Jack Skellington Part-time poltergeist Rear Admiral

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    :lol:

    Groanworthy but funny. Maybe this thread should be for jokes that that the character Gene Hunt might come up with.
     
  4. RoJoHen

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    Oh my god... :lol:
     
  5. Mr Silver

    Mr Silver Commodore Newbie

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    That joke should be locked away where no one can ever find it! :lol:
     
  6. Bill Morris

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    yIDoghQo'!!
    :klingon:
     
  7. Biffette

    Biffette Captain Captain

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    Good stuff. Got any more?
     
  8. William Skywalker

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    That made me spit out my prune juice.
     
  9. Canadave

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    Right. If those bastards with their bollocks on their foreheads want to kill each other off that's fine by me, but not on my bloody turf!
     
  10. Bill Morris

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    What's Worf's favorite sport? Ferengi tossing.
    :klingon:
     
  11. Rush Limborg

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    Where do health-minded Trekkers work out?

    The He's Dead Gym.
     
  12. Laydin

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    LOL I love it!!

    Klingon!!
     
  13. GeneHunt

    GeneHunt Commander Red Shirt

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    Picard went to sick bay with a strange scab. Crusher told him to pick at it. He did it a bit to rough she said:

    "Dont Picard (Pick Hard)".

    Crap I know.
     
  14. grabthars hammer

    grabthars hammer Captain Captain

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    Where do Klingons buy underwear?

    Wal-Martok
     
  15. Rush Limborg

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    AUDIO RECORDING OF AN UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT ON THE BRIDGE OF THE U.S.S. ENTERPISE NCC-1701-D:

    Picard: Mr. Worf...fire at will.

    Worf: Aye, sir.

    Riker: HEY, WHAT THE--

    (phaser is heard)
     
  16. Temis the Vorta

    Temis the Vorta Fleet Admiral Admiral

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    That may be even worse than the "final front ear" joke.

    Maybe.

    :rommie:

    PS if you need me to actually tell you what the "final front ear" joke is, you are hereby banned from TrekBBS for life.
     
  17. Jack Skellington

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    :techman: ThaAat's the spirit!

    [yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsmlF9-0C30[/yt]
     
  18. Gwenhwyfar

    Gwenhwyfar Lieutenant Red Shirt

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    Here's my attempt of a joke:

    Why didn't Captain Picard command firing a counter-attack upon the encounter of the Romulan army?

    He wasn't aware that was The Q.
     
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  19. GeneHunt

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    What did Captain Kirk say when he got home from work? I'm Shatnered.
     
  20. GeneHunt

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    When Data had a fight with his brother he was arrested for breaking the Lore.