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I saw the guy who plays Worf hanging off a cliff;

:lol:

Groanworthy but funny. Maybe this thread should be for jokes that that the character Gene Hunt might come up with.
 
:lol:

Groanworthy but funny. Maybe this thread should be for jokes that that the character Gene Hunt might come up with.

Right. If those bastards with their bollocks on their foreheads want to kill each other off that's fine by me, but not on my bloody turf!
 
Picard went to sick bay with a strange scab. Crusher told him to pick at it. He did it a bit to rough she said:

"Dont Picard (Pick Hard)".

Crap I know.
 
AUDIO RECORDING OF AN UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT ON THE BRIDGE OF THE U.S.S. ENTERPISE NCC-1701-D:

Picard: Mr. Worf...fire at will.

Worf: Aye, sir.

Riker: HEY, WHAT THE--

(phaser is heard)
 
That may be even worse than the "final front ear" joke.

Maybe.

:rommie:

PS if you need me to actually tell you what the "final front ear" joke is, you are hereby banned from TrekBBS for life.
 
:lol:

Groanworthy but funny. Maybe this thread should be for jokes that that the character Gene Hunt might come up with.

Right. If those bastards with their bollocks on their foreheads want to kill each other off that's fine by me, but not on my bloody turf!
:techman: ThaAat's the spirit!

AUDIO RECORDING OF AN UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT ON THE BRIDGE OF THE U.S.S. ENTERPISE NCC-1701-D:

Picard: Mr. Worf...fire at will.

Worf: Aye, sir.

Riker: HEY, WHAT THE--

(phaser is heard)
[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsmlF9-0C30[/yt]
 
Here's my attempt of a joke:

Why didn't Captain Picard command firing a counter-attack upon the encounter of the Romulan army?

He wasn't aware that was The Q.
 
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