I lover rum.

[RoJoHen]

If the two of you did a combined 1.75 liters of Jägermeister in one night, assuming that you were consuming equal amounts, you both should have needed your stomachs pumped due to the absolutely insane amount of alcohol you drank.

You'd think.

You laugh, but I'm deadly serious. You and your roommate each consumed almost a standard bottle's worth of 70-proof liquor. Assuming you spaced that out over 5 or 6 hours, your BAC had to have been well over .30.

I'm not trying to be a Negative Nancy, but, holy shit, man. You said in another thread that you can't wait to have kids. Dumbass behavior like that isn't going to make that a likelihood.

I don't exactly make a habit of it. And it was actually spread out over about 10-12 hours.

I'm not saying it was a smart idea, but it's hardly typical. I had been saving the bottle and was only going to open it if I knew I would finish it in one night (Jager was the theme!). But everybody else pussed out, so my roommate and I had to step up.

Believe me, it doesn't happen often. In fact, I rarely drink at all. Maybe once a month.

 

[Ashu]

Weed is something I dont plan on touching, despite knowing growers.

Yet you'll drink something that can actually kill you if you drink too much?

Im smart enough to know my limits. I just don't like weed.

 

[JuanBolio]

Cool.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

Rum Vs tequila- I just can't decide. It's like making me choose between my children.

 

[Kryton]

Years ago my poison of choice was rum...only it was Bacardi 151 proof rum and that was just a whole bad, bad thing.

Bad.

Really bad.

Some was fun.

Mostly bad.

 

[Nardpuncher]

Well, I definitely was that drunk, but I dont really get hung over.

If it's a good scotch or bourbon I don't get hung over...but I'd think a lot of rum would do me in.

 

[Crusher Disciple]

I am drunk right now on rum, but it's made me sleepy instead of being very giggly (or good at math) like it usually does.

And this time I can type.

 

[Amaris]

I shouldnt be alllowed do toing this much, I ams o gone.

Pootr mcbun dy. He's been ngetting my text al night.

I loved him so mcu8h.

haha i neeed more boooz.

or bread. ortjing

I think inefv go to ved.

You're adorable when you're three sheets to the wind!


J.

I dont think you are the first person who has said that to me.

However, you are a step up from the guy at the bowling alley that one time...

The mere fact that I place higher than a guy at the bowling alley in an odd encounter in your past has made it all worthwhile.

J.

 

[Ashu]

The guy was kind of cute, on the brightside, but was really bad at picking people up.

 

[RJDiogenes]

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Hasu."

"Hasu who?"

"Hasu sobered up yet?"

This was hilarious.

You are funny. Please Post more.

 

[si|verb0lt]

Rum Vs tequila- I just can't decide. It's like making me choose between my children.

tequila!

 

[Kryton]

"Knock knock."

"Who's there?"

"Hasu."

"Hasu who?"

"Hasu sobered up yet?"

This was hilarious.

You are funny. Please Post more.

I see what you did there...!

 

[RJDiogenes]

 

[Venardhi]

You crazy people and your rum and your tequila. Jager was the drink of choice amongst my frat-boy friends, but I've always been a Vodka man.

 

[si|verb0lt]

You crazy people and your rum and your tequila. Jager was the drink of choice amongst my frat-boy friends, but I've always been a Vodka man.

vodka... i can't even stomach the smell of that anymore!

 

[Ashu]

Im a vodka fan too. Rum and vodka.

 

[James Bond]

^ Vodka & Red Bull!!

Do it.

 

[Ashu]

Only if you come with me

 

[An Officer]

Karen Walker: Honey, I would suck the alcohol out of a deodorant stick...

Rum is cool, along with everything else. The only thing I don't really drink is beer.

 

[Ashu]

I drink beer after Ive gotten tipsy. Otherwise it doesnt go down as pleasantly.