I lost my job because of Enterprise!

[GeneHunt]

My boss called me volatile, I responded with:

"Volatile? you have no idea how much im restraining myself from knocking you on your ass."

Was sacked within a matter of seconds.

I blame the show!

 

[Alienesse]

Maybe that wasn't the best piece of Trek wisdom to use at that particular moment.

 

[ChristopherPike]

Good job you didn't mention ample nacelles...

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

On your way out the door you should have said "I once watched a gazelle giving birth..." Then threaten to continue the speech unless they hire you back.

 

[Dukhat]

Blame the show? Sounds like you need to blame yourself for saying something that stupid to your boss, no matter where you came up with it. I mean, what did you think was going to happen to you after saying something like that?

Unless of course you're just making this all up...

 

[Skellington]

Is this another cr@p joke thread? The Worf one was pretty funny.

 

[P0sitr0nic]

Shoulda given the gazelle speech.

 

[JiNX-01]

My boss called me volatile, I responded with:

"Volatile? you have no idea how much im restraining myself from knocking you on your ass."

Was sacked within a matter of seconds.

I blame the show!

You should have said "Risk is our business."

 

[Bry_Sinclair]

Maybe it was because it was an Enterprise reference and he was a DS9 fan.

 

[Aquarius]

Is that all?

And here I was expecting it to be some kind of anti-Trekkie discrimination when I read the thread name.