I have been inserted into the timeline against my will

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Yah yah, I've seen Kramer vs Kramer.

 

[Guy Gardener]

I was 5 last time I saw Kramer vs. Kramer.

Meryl Streep?

For some reason I thought that that was Terri Garr.



So, only Tootsie, they weren't trying it out as a power couple it up.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Terri Garr was my first girl Trek crush.

 

[Guy Gardener]

Roberta Lincoln.

Sarah Silverman IS outstanding... but that's who they should have been bumping heads with in Futures End.

"Ma'am, I have met Jim kirk, and you are no Jim Kirk."

"Don't call me Ma'am."

"Pswfff. Get the hell out of my century before you break something."

 

[lurok]

 

[JanewayRulz!]

Facebook, fuck you, has timelined me AGAINST MY WILL.

.

Yet ANOTHER reason for me not to join the FB revolution.

I feel like I'm "living off the grid".



Since when do you need a reason to need Janeway?

 

[Guy Gardener]

the right hero for the task.

Sure, Superman can do almost anything, but it's a little overkill to use the signal watch if you need some pickle jars opened.

In this case, Teacake needed either Janeway, Kyle Reese or Jack Deth.

 

[Lynx]

:: types hansen into facebook search ::

And the reply will be: Mmmmmm-bop-bop-bop-mmm-bop!

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

They will be the first to die.

 

[Guy Gardener]

10 years ago, maybe.

There are Jonas brothers now.

Although.

Jonas brothers are yesterdays news.

There's new filth now, we don't even now how to hate.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

We hate One Direction.

There, now you're up to date.

 

[Guy Gardener]

They were on Saturday Night Live the other night which Sofia Vegra was hosting.

I was trying to remember their name.

but I kept thinking "Nude Erections" from Glee.

 

[Is It Over Yet?]

Uh, guys this is barely tangibly related to Voyager.
Bitching about F'Book needs to go elsewhere. (For the record the new timeline blows.)
Closing...