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I guess i can't m******** to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

I'll happily masturbate to a Kristen Stewart cup or that chick with the rack who played her friend. Anybody have one they want to give me.
 
Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

If your life depended on your ability to masturbate, then you're in one fucked up situation.
 
Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

It's fun not having to be an upstanding, "pillar of the community", Misc Mod anymore... :devil:
 
Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

Might as well start whoring yourself out now.
 
Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

Missed out on the Burger King cups, couldn't stomach their food even for Trek. Got some great collectible cups from the screening at the Empire though - Kirk and Spock. Happy now.
 
Well, you didn't have to get a meal to get a glass. I ended up getting my kids some food there and bought all 4 at the same time! Oh yes... I have them all
 
Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

If your life depended on your ability to masturbate, then you're in one fucked up situation.

David Carradine agrees.

(hey, I'm past the 24 hours rule!)

"You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than auto-erotic asphyxiation."
----- Clyde Bruckman
 
Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

Man. This thread was taunting me all day at work. So I get home and finally click on it, and it's so boring in here. I feel let down. :(

(Except for Holdfast. I keep forgetting that guy's not setting an example for us anymore. :lol:)
 
Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

"You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than auto-erotic asphyxiation."
----- Clyde Bruckman

Ahh, auto-erotic asphyxiation always reminds me of Mulder. :)
 
Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

Me too. Every single time I've heard the phrase, I'm reminded of that episode of how he'll go out.
 
Re: I guess i can't masturbate to the Uhura Burgr King cup!

I got them all except Spock, they ran out.
 
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