I gave my boss a lap dance

[RoJoHen]

This weekend was our company Christmas party. It was basically a big reception with an open bar and a live band. I had a really awesome time.

Early in the night, however, our Vice President was very drunk. He approached Courtney, who is about 30 years younger than him, and he dragged her in her chair out to the dance floor. Then, in front of everyone in the entire company, he started giving her a lap dance. It would have been harmless if it wasn't so creepy.

After too many moments of this continuing to go on and the lap dance getting more and more inappropriate, I stepped in. I grabbed Courtney, who at this point probably just felt like she was being harrassed, and I got her out of the way. I pushed our VP into her chair, and I started giving him a taste of his own medicine.

I am now famous across two states as the guy who gave our boss a lap dance. My name is going into our "Good Deed" box for rescuing Courtney from a creepy, drunk old man.

That is my story.

 

[Roger Wilco]

Smooth. You not only saved Courtney from embarassment but the VP also, sort of, well done.

 

[Gepard]

I saw the title and was really hoping this would be a Jayson thread.

 

[ITL]

You great big chivalrous beardy tart, you are.

 

[ares93]

I saw the title and was really hoping this would be a Jayson thread.

So you missed one out of a hundred. Don't feel bad, that's pretty good odds, mate.


RJH: Kudos for saving her, mate. Definitely a good deed though. Btw, I like your style.

Don't think i would've gone that far myself. Probably just would've accidentally knocked him out with something. I worked in the past. Why change a winning concept?

 

[RoJoHen]

You great big chivalrous beardy tart, you are.

Let's not forget that I was also wearing my Converse All Stars with my pin-striped suit. I won the party.

 

[Alidar Jarok]

Well, there's the important question: sexy or creepy?

 

[RoJoHen]

Well, there's the important question: sexy or creepy?

Yes.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I am now famous across two states as the guy who gave our boss a lap dance. My name is going into our "Good Deed" box for rescuing Courtney from a creepy, drunk old man.

That is my story.

And a very good story it was.

Is it going to go on your CV? "Will occasionally administer lap dances to boss, though only when boss is drunkenly doing same beforehand".

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Good story. I'm sure Courtney is quite grateful.

 

[Deckerd]

You great big chivalrous beardy tart, you are.

I can't reallly beat this for a comment. Well done Rojo, we're all proud of you.

 

[Kestra]

Were you any good? New career, perhaps?

 

[RoJoHen]

I have always been good at that kind of thing. I used to dance on table tops at the bowling alley when I was a teenager.

I think I was a stripper in a past life.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You're such a tease, RoJoHen.

 

[auntiehill]

The really important question is how many dollar bills ended up in your waistband?

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

And did he get any phone numbers?

 

[RoJoHen]

Sadly, no. Although I did get a pretty sweet Christmas bonus check.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Is that a euphemism for something?

 

[RoJoHen]

Nothing that I can remember.

 

[Kestra]

I have always been good at that kind of thing. I used to dance on table tops at the bowling alley when I was a teenager.

I think I was a stripper in a past life.

Teach others. Not enough men know how to dance like a stripper.