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I forgot how to spell clitoris.

Guy Gardener

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I did.

I seriously did.

The spell check was throwing red wavering lines at me, but then, in a fit of calm, I summoned up that classic mnemonic sandwiched between the immortal Red Dwarf dialogue... "No no no, we shouldn't be thinking about how to kill it, we should be trying to think of a name for ourselves, first there's "The league Against Salivating Monsters" and second, my personal favourite: "the Committee for the liberation and integration of terrifying organisms and their rehabilitation into society" one drawback though.. the acronym is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.

Is there ever a day in your life when Red Dwarf doesn't help you grow as a human being?
 
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LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

I was doing the laundry the other day and I remembered Kryten and I suddenly realized I also LOVE when all the washing, drying, folding and ironing are done.

I told my partner I was like Kryten and he cracked up!
 
I wonder how the Committee for the Liberation & Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society would fare vs. the Committee for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers. (Liberate Apes Before Imprisoning Apes. "I am the commander of the C.L.I.T.!")
 
Guy Gardener said:
"No no no, we shouldn't be thinking about how to kill it, we should be trying to think of a name for ourselves, first there's "The league Against Salivating Monsters" and second, my personal favourite: "the Committee for the liberation and integration of terrifying organisms and their rehabilitation into society" one drawback though.. the acronym is C.L.I.T.O.R.I.S.
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I thought of that very scene when I read the thread title. Of course, I can't imagine how else the spelling of 'clitoris' could possibly relate to sci-fi or fantasy. ;)
 
I'm surprised someone named after Guy Gardner even knows a clitoris exists!! :p :lol:
 
Oh! A Sienfeld joke.

I was actually trying to borrow a Coupling Joke from when Jane said "And why do you have such a problem finding my clitoris, god didn't exactly hide it, it's right there front and centre."

My actual spelling error was a typo that the "T" and the "O" were switched, a simple issue of having fat fingers, but not yet noticing this, I was suddenly wondering if the actual spelling was "clitorus" or "clitoris" but the spellcheck accepted neither because I'd actually written "cliotris" and "cliotrus".

Now guy gardner may know about the Clitoris, but the next generation not so much.

During a regularily metered conversation of mine, well, rant, my son paused me to ask his pa what he meant by the word "clitoris" and I was agog that there was such a gap in his education by the dizzying age of thirteen, so I rose to his level and asked the blonde sknny thing how many times he had watched the Southpark movie? Many, many, many times he replied, claiming it was the "the shit" but what did that have to do with the price of fish, afetrwhich i reminded him how (ignoring the obvious wit about scent.) Stan was sent on a Tolkenian quest by Chef to find the clitoris, but he grimaced at me like I was speaking Martian, so I switched tac & went textbook on the kid "There is a bundle of nerves compressed into a magic pleasure button at the top of a womans - " Rightly so, with a thumb in each ear, the fruit of loins walked away perfering ignorance over listening to my twaddle.
 
Guy Gardener said:
Oh! A Sienfeld joke.

I was actually trying to borrow a Coupling Joke from when Jane said "And why do you have such a problem finding my clitoris, god didn't exactly hide it, it's right there front and centre."

My actual spelling error was a typo that the "T" and the "O" were switched, a simple issue of having fat fingers, but not yet noticing this, I was suddenly wondering if the actual spelling was "clitorus" or "clitoris" but the spellcheck accepted neither because I'd actually written "cliotris" and "cliotrus".

Now guy gardner may know about the Clitoris, but the next generation not so much.

During a regularily metered conversation of mine, well, rant, my son paused me to ask his pa what he meant by the word "clitoris" and I was agog that there was such a gap in his education by the dizzying age of thirteen, so I rose to his level and asked the blonde sknny thing how many times he had watched the Southpark movie? Many, many, many times he replied, claiming it was the "the shit" but what did that have to do with the price of fish, afetrwhich i reminded him how (ignoring the obvious wit about scent.) Stan was sent on a Tolkenian quest by Chef to find the clitoris, but he grimaced at me like I was speaking Martian, so I switched tac & went textbook on the kid "There is a bundle of nerves compressed into a magic pleasure button at the top of a womans - " Rightly so, with a thumb in each ear, the fruit of loins walked away perfering ignorance over listening to my twaddle.
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In this context, don't you mean "twattle"?
 
I think you mean "twottle" unless you're being mean.

Spelling aside since they're both barely real words, a twat is an idiot and a twot is a vagina. I did consider some alliteration but the entire piece was a little heavy and running a shy too long as it was.
 
auntiehill said:
Well, knowing it exist and being able to find it are two entirely different things. :vulcan:
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Hey! It kind of like that scene from Titanic. The little man is standing in the bow of the boat,
it isn't rocket science.

Cybernetic
Lifeforms
Intolerant
Towards
Ostentatious
Replicators
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So, does knowing how to spell it directly help one to find it and know how to use it...?
 
T'Girl said:
auntiehill said:
Well, knowing it exist and being able to find it are two entirely different things. :vulcan:
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Hey! It kind of like that scene from Titanic. The little man is standing in the bow of the boat,
it isn't rocket science.
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For this crowd, maybe this is a better visual guide.



Watch out for 1, though. Looks like an abcess in the Bartholin gland!

Image from Ex Astris.
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It's a stunt to see how long it can go before the mods finally get wise and CLANG its ass. :rommie:

...the summer boredom follies are setting in right on schedule.
 
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