I finally named my penis...

[Gertch]

Fine. Herbie. But he just wants to be a dentist.

 

[T'Baio]

I spent about half an hour with him. I laid down on the couch, and put him on my chest. When I left, I put him in his kennel. I have some pads on the ground for him if he has to relieve himself. It's weird to me that he doesn't know how to use a leash, but knows how to use those pads.

 

[Warp Core Breach]

Best parody thread ever.

 

[trekkiedane]

Penises are like cats!

It doesn't matter if they have a name - they have a mind of their own and won't come when you call them.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Is it possible to "unread" something?

"You saw it! You can't un-see it!"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Penises are like cats!

It doesn't matter if they have a name - they have a mind of their own and won't come when you call them.

They also spend a lot of time on the rooftops, according to the BBC website:

An 18-year-old has secretly painted a 60ft drawing of a phallus on the roof of his parents' £1million mansion in Berkshire. It was there for a year before his parents found out. They say he'll have to scrub it off when he gets back from travelling.

(You can look out for the news story yourself on the BBC website. It exists. No, I'm not going to link it. )

 

[T'Baio]

Conan has finally cum!

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

Oh my!

 

[Mallory]

Hopefully Conan won't take a shit, but he might throw up.

 

[trekkiedane]

(You can look out for the news story yourself on the BBC website. It exists. No, I'm not going to link it. )

Actually it's all over the net! (penis stories seem to always grow larger than life on-line)

 

[apostle83]

T'Baio, Jack Bauer disapproves of this troll.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

^^^

FAIL!

 

[T'Baio]

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I'm responding to Apostle's post.

 

[jamestyler]

They also spend a lot of time on the rooftops, according to the BBC website:

I read that this morning... they had a cock and balls on their roof for a year and no one notices. Good stuff.

 

[T'Baio]

Conan woke me up by making licking noises. He did not urinate. I took him outside. He did not urinate.

I am now in bed. He is making that licking noise again, and looking at me.

 

[Markas]

Is he....paper trained?

 

[Venardhi]

I call mine The Lance of Longinus, or just Lon for short.

 

[JonathonWally]

Nike

 

[trekkiedane]

^That's cute! -the first one I'v ever heard about with a girl's name!