I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy earth!

[Jayson]

Well I asked the girl out finally I was talking about. She said no. I still feel good though because I got a email from her sort of explaining why. First I should tell you I didn't ask her in person. I wanted to but I didn't see her for a few days then I chicken out when I saw her. I knew her myspace page though and first thing I did was go home and send a email telling her how I feel. About having a crush on her for years and being two shy around girls and basically opening up in away that I sometimes have a hard time doing in person. I then asked her if I asked her out in person if she would say yes.

Anyways a few days went by and I didn't get any kind of response at all. I was kind of pissed but mostly just really,really sad. Not because I was rejected but because I didn't even get a response of being rejected. Maybe feel like a nobody that wasn't even worthy of a reply of anykind.


Last few days I have been mad at me,God and was wishing global warming would destroy the planet to teach God a lesson for being so mean to me. Plus I wouldn't feel like crap. Well I always feel like crap but I felt like extra runny crap the last few days.

Anyways I got the letter and I new feel good. I am disapointed but at least I don't feel like I am a complete loser. So good news everyone! When global warming does kill us all you can at least take comfort that at least it wasn't my fault. My taking back my wish of earth's destruction has just saved everyone's life for another 20 years or so. Plus I have decedied the next time I get rejected to wish for a zombie uprising since a zombie might eat my heart but at least it won't rip it into a million peices. This way your chances of survival will go up. It's easier fighting zombies than a climate change I suspect.


Jason

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

So come on then, what was the reason for her rejecting you? this thread is nothing unless you tell us.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

Plus I have decedied the next time I get rejected to wish for a zombie uprising since a zombie might eat my heart but at least it won't rip it into a million peices.

That was actually kind of touching.

What was her reason? Any chance that she'll change her mind?

 

[Jayson]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

She rejected me beacuse she has a off and on realtionship with this guy she has been living with for 11 years. I mean I knew she had been with a guy but I noticed she had altered her profile that said she was single. Thing is I was going to ask her out earlier because I wasn't certain because she never had a wedding ring on. I noticed though on myspace that it said single last week so that made me finally want to ask her out.

Jason

 

[Deckerd]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

How old are you Jason?

 

[Jayson]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

33

Jayson

 

[LaxScrutiny]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

Write her back and say that when she's off with him, she can be on with you. Going on a date doesn't mean you're friggin getting married to them forever. It means going on a date. Sheesh.

Mind, that was probably a way to let you down gently. She probably heard about you and the monkey.

 

[sidious618]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

For the first time in my life I am at a loss for words.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

Well, in any case, you should be proud of yourself. You acted on your feelings instead of taking the easy way out. She may indeed have been letting you down gently, but maybe not; now she knows how you feel and that may affect her thinking (and decision making) in the future.

 

[jamestyler]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

^ Seconded. It's always far better to try and fail than no to try at all.

Though fail seems too harsh a word...

 

[bigdaddy]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

I didn't read anything but the title.

Global Warming will not kill the planet at all, it's the planet that is causing it in a way and will even itself out. It will kill humans, which is good.

 

[Mallory]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

Sorry it didn't work this time Jayson. Keep trying!

And thanks for sparing us the apocalypse.

 

[Goji]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

Global warming would be a dumb way for the earth to end anyway. I want something with a little more kick to it. After a few billion years' build up, anything less would be anticlimactic.

 

[pookha]

Re: I feel good! I cancel my desire to see global warming destroy eart

Anyways I got the letter and I new feel good. I am disapointed but at least I don't feel like I am a complete loser. So good news everyone! When global warming does kill us all you can at least take comfort that at least it wasn't my fault. My taking back my wish of earth's destruction has just saved everyone's life for another 20 years or so. Plus I have decedied the next time I get rejected to wish for a zombie uprising since a zombie might eat my heart but at least it won't rip it into a million peices. This way your chances of survival will go up. It's easier fighting zombies than a climate change I suspect.


Jason

sorry things didnt work out.
and thanks for putting off global warming.

though it would have bought the sea coast closer to where i live.

as for zombies.
meh.. i was born dead so they tend to leave me alone.