I fear the girl in the apartment next to mine is an idiot.

[NickInABox]

You should mess with her and start moving the UPS notes randomly around on the door. Then take one and put it back a few days later.

I like this idea.

 

[Mr Awe]

I was only half way through the list when it became obvious Trekker has a latent attraction to this girl. Trekkers got a girlfriend! Trekkers got a girlfriend! Go ahead and ask her out.

I came to the same conclusion based on the amount of observation involved and, well, the general amount of desperation in the OP. Combine that with obviously low standards that girl has . . .

This thread is most amusing, please continue.

Mr Awe

 

[Mr Awe]

Trekker,

Numbers 9 and 10 are worthy of a call or visit to the office to complain. I'd lay even money on whether or not they even know that she has the dog at all.

So is Number 3, but not until it happens again, and then only the next day.

I agree . . . but that would take action. Something that is not one of Trekker's strengths. Nice guy, Trekker, but not known for action.

Mr Awe

 

[doubleohfive]

Jesus, is Kansas City really so boring that this is what you now do to entertain yourself Trekker?

I can appreciate the spectacle you make of yourself here, but stilll. Damn.

 

[ria 75]

doubleohfive, good to see you!

 

[sidious618]

My guess is that she's aware that the notices are there but is in no rush to pick the packages up so leaves the notes up as a reminder to do it eventually.

 

[Trekker4747]

Ok, so the notices are off her door. But now, another tied grocery-bag of trash sits by her door. :facepalm:

The damned dumpster is just off the road to drive out of here!

 

[Timby]

dammed

Fucking seriously?

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

dammed

Fucking seriously?

Maybe the dog can deificate on it and save it.

 

[Holdfast]

Put another note there that says;

"I want to fuck you. Love, Guy Next Door."

So crass.

All he needs to do is scribble on the UPS notification, saying he's keeping a package for her safe place, and is ready to deliver it any time.

See? Classy.

 

[hellsgate]

Smear whatever her dog leaves on her front door. On the knob/latch, too, preferably. She'll notice. Hire a yard service & bill her for cleaning up her yard, ask the landlord / property management corporation to do this, or do it yourself. Then take her ass to small claims court for failure to pay or watch the property management corporation do it.

"Love, The Guy Next Door".

 

[doubleohfive]

Smear whatever her dog leaves on her front door. On the knob/latch, too, preferably. She'll notice.

Immature and crass.

"Love, The Guy Next Door".

Childish and wholly unhelpful to the situation at hand.

Hire a yard service & bill her for cleaning up her yard, ask the landlord / property management corporation to do this, or do it yourself. Then take her ass to small claims court for failure to pay or watch the property management corporation do it.

Having worked in real estate, I can tell you that if Trekker hires someone to do the work of his own volition without notifying or reaching an agreement with this girl wherein she actually agrees to pay for said services, he's gonna be out whatever he spends to get the place cleaned. No way would anyone expect her to pony up the money if Trekker doesn't notify her first.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

What's wrong with pink?

It's not the only color in existence.

:/


I used to wear lots of pink. Should I have killed myself?


OH MAN.

Decisions, decisions. Good thing I've moved on.

 

[doubleohfive]

I like pink very much, Lois.

 

[Trekker4747]

Hire a yard service & bill her for cleaning up her yard, ask the landlord / property management corporation to do this, or do it yourself. Then take her ass to small claims court for failure to pay or watch the property management corporation do it.

Having worked in real estate, I can tell you that if Trekker hires someone to do the work of his own volition without notifying or reaching an agreement with this girl wherein she actually agrees to pay for said services, he's gonna be out whatever he spends to get the place cleaned. No way would anyone expect her to pony up the money if Trekker doesn't notify her first.

I'm also pretty sure that the apartment complex would frown on me hiring people to take care of their property.

 

[JonathonWally]

I can only wear pink shirts once I'm sporting a nice tan, otherwise it just doesn't look right on me. I have at least 2 different shades of pink polo shirts.

 

[doubleohfive]

Hire a yard service & bill her for cleaning up her yard, ask the landlord / property management corporation to do this, or do it yourself. Then take her ass to small claims court for failure to pay or watch the property management corporation do it.

Having worked in real estate, I can tell you that if Trekker hires someone to do the work of his own volition without notifying or reaching an agreement with this girl wherein she actually agrees to pay for said services, he's gonna be out whatever he spends to get the place cleaned. No way would anyone expect her to pony up the money if Trekker doesn't notify her first.

I'm also pretty sure that the apartment complex would frown on me hiring people to take care of their property.

You'd be surprised what people will do on their own and then expect to be reimbursed for.

 

[ria 75]

My prep class Philosophy teacher wore 3 colours : bright pink, bright orange and bright yellow. Maybe some red. Quirky, but not cheap.

 

[JonathonWally]

My prep class Philosophy teacher wore 3 colours : bright pink, bright orange and bright yellow. Maybe some red. Quirky, but not cheap.

I can pull of bright yellow quite well, but after a few trips through the wash it gets to faded and just doesn't "pop" anymore.

And bright orange? No, just, no.

 

[Sephiroth]

her name isn't LuAnne Platter, is it?