Douchey music in device commercials: the plucking strings and prancing pianos and overuse of the color white. It's as if they are pretending you'll get a schoolgirl crush with your tablet and not just the sleaze-mongering porn parade you might actually get.
Hero Syndrome: To a hammer, everything is a nail. To a self-proclaimed hero, everyone else is a potential villain. Well a "french fry" is not a racial slur. Nobody needs your paranoid fantasy nor your harangue on civil liberty at the McDonald's register. You know, just in case we all missed that day in eighth grade civics class and might not realize that every time someone lights a match the world needs to be warned about the possibility of wildfires sweeping the nation in your personal hell of worst case scenarios. You know, sometimes the stranger at the door is just the mailman. Put your shotgun back in the umbrella stand, hero.
By the way, in China they are called "US fries." I know, right?
That is all.

Hero Syndrome: To a hammer, everything is a nail. To a self-proclaimed hero, everyone else is a potential villain. Well a "french fry" is not a racial slur. Nobody needs your paranoid fantasy nor your harangue on civil liberty at the McDonald's register. You know, just in case we all missed that day in eighth grade civics class and might not realize that every time someone lights a match the world needs to be warned about the possibility of wildfires sweeping the nation in your personal hell of worst case scenarios. You know, sometimes the stranger at the door is just the mailman. Put your shotgun back in the umbrella stand, hero.
By the way, in China they are called "US fries." I know, right?
That is all.

