I Am Officially Pooping My Pants Now!

[Squiggy]

So, is the Great Catastrophe coming in three years or forty years? Make up your mind.

It's left open like that intentionally so anything that happens in that time span can be attributed to whatever retarded thing was predicted.

 

[RJDiogenes]

So, is the Great Catastrophe coming in three years or forty years? Make up your mind.

Any time between now and 2080.

You're supposed to wait until your current prediction fails before you make a new one.

 

[Australis]

Ahhhh, so when we go "neener neener" in three years, he'll just say, "hey, I said 40 years..."

Fudging dates. Gotcha. I know there's rules against it, but we can zombie this thread up in January 2013, for all the laffs.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

There's still a chance something big is going to happen Dec 2012, my tachyon sense is tingling.

Ya know comet Lulin? that's a sign of the coming asteroid cataclysm.

LINK

 

[Mallory]

Your tachyon sense?

 

[broberfett]

Go on google sky and punch in these co-ordinates: -8.439702°, 26.945951°

Now you will see nothing to begin with, but click to go into infra-red mode and you will suddenly see something is there giving off some serious heat but get this, 50% of it is blocked out by a big black box.

Now i'd just pass the black box off as an area of sky where they just haven't scanned yet or which got accidentally missed during the scanning phase but when I went onto other space view sites such as www.wikisky.org and Microsoft's WWT the black box area is not only shaped differently on both these other sites but the black boxes completely cover up the infra red anomaly!

Why would 3 separate sky viewing sites have the same area of the sky blacked out and with completely different shaped and sized boxes? and just what is! the infra-red anomaly that it's blocking out?

BUT I'M NOT FINISHED!

Go to the wikisky black box and zoom in, the box is transparent, and when you look at the box whilst zoomed in you can actually see a black circle in the middle of the blacked out piece of sky and around this black circle are 2 smaller black circles.

Just what is the infra-red anomaly that it's blocking out?

It's NIBIRU!

If it was Nibiru they would never let you know so easily. If I'm wrong though, you'll have to give us an Annunaki alert when they land. I sure hope they don't like to give anal probes.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Your tachyon sense?

Yes, it travels faster than light allowing my sense to time travel and thus sense the future.

 

[Squiggy]

Your tachyon sense?

Its like a "Spidey sense", but can only detect lameness.

 

[think]

Your tachyon sense?

Yes, it travels faster than light allowing my sense to time travel and thus sense the future.

why Tachy? does that give you a sense of power and domination that you might be "ruling the known universe" or something along the heman jargon

sorry Mr. Shield just wondering how it gets you off? or what not? is it a sense of pleasure in the pure hedonistic fashion or what?

do tell us your secrets

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Your tachyon sense?

Yes, it travels faster than light allowing my sense to time travel and thus sense the future.

why Tachy? does that give you a sense of power and domination that you might be "ruling the known universe" or something along the heman jargon

sorry Mr. Shield just wondering how it gets you off? or what not? is it a sense of pleasure in the pure hedonistic fashion or what?

do tell us your secrets

Could you translate that please into a form I can understand?

 

[think]

Yes, it travels faster than light allowing my sense to time travel and thus sense the future.

why Tachy? does that give you a sense of power and domination that you might be "ruling the known universe" or something along the heman jargon

sorry Mr. Shield just wondering how it gets you off? or what not? is it a sense of pleasure in the pure hedonistic fashion or what?

do tell us your secrets

Could you translate that please into a form I can understand?

sorry about that I thought you would assume the question was - "how does the sensing of the future hedonize you life styles." or How does sensing what is next make what is next any easier to understand really?

 

[Zulu Romeo]

This thread has just shattered the laws of physics by becoming even funnier.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

why Tachy? does that give you a sense of power and domination that you might be "ruling the known universe" or something along the heman jargon

sorry Mr. Shield just wondering how it gets you off? or what not? is it a sense of pleasure in the pure hedonistic fashion or what?

do tell us your secrets

Could you translate that please into a form I can understand?

sorry about that I thought you would assume the question was - "how does the sensing of the future hedonize you life styles." or How does sensing what is next make what is next any easier to understand really?

 

[Gepard]

"how does the sensing of the future hedonize you life styles." or How does sensing what is next make what is next any easier to understand really?

I'm starting to sense a theme to your posts...

 

[Mallory]

I'm officially unsure of whether I should be terrified by Nibiru or by Lulin.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

I'm officially unsure of whether I should be terrified by Nibiru or by Lulin.

You should be afraid of the 'dark comets'.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

"Dark comet"? Ok ...

 

[Jonas Grumby]

Your tachyon sense?

If I understand the definition of "tachyon," perhaps it means this "sense" can only detect objects traveling faster than light. Which would explain how this Nibiru thing can get here so quickly from so far away, I suppose...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

He knows too much!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

"Dark comet"? Ok ...

Yes, Dark Comets.

He knows too much!

Funnily enough ever since I posted this thread i've had strange phone calls and people in black vans parking across the street keeping tabs on my house.