I almost called myself the paper-fairy!

[Jayson]

I was dropping newspapers off at this bulding were they have two security guards. This is a military-base so they have lots of guards. Anyways the one guard when he saw me said something like "I was just thinking about getting a newspaper!" For some reason I almost said "Good thing the paper-fairy is here then." Why I thought that would be a funny comeback is beyond me. Something tells me instead of laughing I would end up getting funny looks as I put my head down in shame and walk away.

Anyways I would just like to give special thanks to my brain for actually working BEFORE I said something stupid. It doesn't always do this. I guess I shouldn't be to hard on it. It's got OCD and sinus problems and it's not very smart and it's never had sex so I think it might even be a little horny-crazy which is something all virgins suffer from.

Jason

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Saying things like that to macho military types would probably land you in Gitmo sous l'ancien regime, or buried at the bottom of a garden.

 

[RoJoHen]

Eh, I might have laughed. Or at least smirked.

 

[All Seeing Eye]

Anyways the one guard when he saw me said something like "I was just thinking about getting a newspaper!" For some reason I almost said "Good thing the paper-fairy is here then."

Holy shit man. That would have been the most embarrassing thing you could ever have said if you'd said it.

 

[Jayson]

What's worst is I couldn't even thing of something more clever to say when I didn't say that so I just said. "Your welcome."


Jason

 

[All Seeing Eye]

What's worst is I couldn't even thing of something more clever to say when I didn't say that so I just said. "Your welcome."


Jason

You're lucky this is posted in Misc because otherwise you'd be getting some serious stick off me.

 

[Misfit Toy]

You're lucky this is posted in Misc because otherwise you'd be getting some serious stick off me.

^You're lucky that is posted in Misc!

 

[All Seeing Eye]

OMG, I think I need to re-phrase that.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

OMG, I think I need to re-phrase that.

Don't be too hard on yourself. You're only doing your best.