Hypothetically Speaking, What if this movie really takes off?

[Haggis and tatties]

Gentlemen, please. We don't need to resurrect Orson Welles.

It's obvious what has to be done:

-Create an Orville Redenbacher-style CG likeness of Orson Welles.
-Synthesize his voice based on numerous samples and recordings
-Use Fake!Orson as a puppet to take over the world.
-Use my authority as Planetary Emperor to make every day a holiday. Tomorrow would be No Pants Day.

Oh no Trousers day....... i like that, and I'm sure Orson would agree.

 

[number6]

That's because you drank all the wine. Hypothetically speaking, if this film really takes off, we could always get more wine.

Come, let us go...I've a cask of amontillado!

You are too kind, Montresor.

If it's not in a box or a big jug with a screw cap, I'm not interested.

 

[Kryton]

No, sorry...but I have a wall's worth of bricks to seal you behind once you're blasted. (At least Sammy-boy got the reference!)

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Come, let us go...I've a cask of amontillado!

You are too kind, Montresor.

If it's not in a box or a big jug with a screw cap, I'm not interested.

If Kryton has his way, you'll be the one in a box.

 

[Kryton]

Just call me Fortunato.

 

[number6]

You are too kind, Montresor.

If it's not in a box or a big jug with a screw cap, I'm not interested.

If Kryton has his way, you'll be the one in a box.

I got the reference. Required reading in Jr.High. I just wanted to show off how much of a wine connoisseur I am....and Hypothetically speaking if this film does well and I was an investor, I would make enough money to buy loads of boxes and jugs of wine.

 

[Kryton]

Ah, but I wasn't referring Martini, nor Rossi, nor the Gallo brothers or even Franzia.

I wasn't actually referencing POE either!

Who was the third party in this tale of mystery and imagination?

 

[Samuel T. Cogley]

Who was the third party in this tale of mystery and imagination?

Well, at this point, I would have to say the original poster, CommanderTrip.

 

[Kryton]

No, it was ensign Alan Parsons and a little project he was involved in back in 1975 (in your Earth years).

 

[number6]

No, it was ensign Alan Parsons and a little project he was involved in back in 1975 (in your Earth years).

Well, in all truthiness, I am sheltered inside from the cold of the snow.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

No, it was ensign Alan Parsons and a little project he was involved in back in 1975 (in your Earth years).

Well, in all truthiness, I am sheltered inside from the cold of the snow.

Have you a cask of Amontillado?

 

[number6]

I keep it in a vault in my basement.

 

[Kryton]

I will visit this thread NEVERMORE!

 

[number6]

Blue shadows reflect in windows indirect.

 

[Kryton]

All that we see or seem is but a dream within a Star Trek analogy.

 

[M'Sharak]

Who was the third party in this tale of mystery and imagination?

Well, at this point, I would have to say the original poster, CommanderTrip.

At this point, I have to wonder whether he'd even recognize his own thread. If he likes, I can close this and we can try it again with a fresh start.

 

[Kryton]

Why bother? This entire forum has been more about dim-witty banter than the movie anyway.

 

[Semah]

*ahem*

Hypothetically speaking, if this film does well, it will still never make enough money to bring Orson Welles back from the dead to do voiceover work for the trailer for the next film.

And thus the thread became the best thread of all time.

 

[Semah]

Gentlemen, please. We don't need to resurrect Orson Welles.

It's obvious what has to be done:

-Create an Orville Redenbacher-style CG likeness of Orson Welles.
-Synthesize his voice based on numerous samples and recordings
-Use Fake!Orson as a puppet to take over the world.
-Use my authority as Planetary Emperor to make every day a holiday. Tomorrow would be No Pants Day.

That last post I made was filled with lies. THIS is the post that made the thread the best ever.

 

[M'Sharak]

Gentlemen, please. We don't need to resurrect Orson Welles.

It's obvious what has to be done:

-Create an Orville Redenbacher-style CG likeness of Orson Welles.
-Synthesize his voice based on numerous samples and recordings
-Use Fake!Orson as a puppet to take over the world.
-Use my authority as Planetary Emperor to make every day a holiday. Tomorrow would be No Pants Day.

That last post I made was filled with lies. THIS is the post that made the thread the best ever.

The Book of Bokonen was filled with lies, and both of the posts to which you have referred are now more than a page gone. I suspect that the thread has declined somewhat from those heady times, and I am therefore going to close this.

If CommanderTrip would like to have it re-opened, he may so inform me via PM. The remainder of the Spam may be directed to the usual and ongoing Spam threads permitted for that purpose under the forum policy governing such.

FIN