How would you kill off Jean-Luc Picard?
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And then he can go razz Sisko because he's a more powerful god.
I was thinking along the same lines, but with Lwaxana Troi....Whoa Nellie said:
While on an archaeology dig, plundering Vash's treasures; death by jamaharon.
At Picard's moment of death, Q transforms him into pure energy, which he sends backwards in time to strike a certain spot in what will one day be known as Labarre, France. Having convinced Q of humanity's worth, Q uses Picard as the catylyst for the creation of all life on Earth.
I wouldn't. Picard couldn't die anyway, he's too awesome.
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Just don't have him die of Irumodic Syndrome.
I hope Picard doesn't get the disease "for real" like he did in AGT's future. Didn't he ask Beverly to check him for it when he got back to normal time and she said he could still develop the disease?
I hope Picard doesn't get the disease "for real" like he did in AGT's future. Didn't he ask Beverly to check him for it when he got back to normal time and she said he could still develop the disease?
I always wanted a phaser burst to come through that window over his head and make him explode-above all his head.
WillsBabe said:
I agree. That would be an awful way to see the captain go.
I did some checking. Picard asks Beverly to check him for Irumodic Syndrome in the 'present', but the Q time-travel plot is still going on at that point. When the whole thing is over, he doesn't ask for a check. So it could be that Picard will never even be at risk for getting IS, let alone actually get it, assuming the whole IS thing was another part of Q's illusion.
That being said: Picard should never retire. He should die while still on active duty. True, he is 74 years old as of Nemesis, but that's chump change as far as lifespans go - in the DS9R, Elias Vaughn is over a hundred and is still in peak physical condition.
Kadratis said:
Q turning Picard into a Q wouldn't be too shabby.Very interesting idea, in fact.
Nahhh We can always make him a mamber of the new Enterprise Village people. Make him the Construction Guy...
Geordi as the sailor, Data as the Rock and roller, Riker as Macho guy and Wesley is the Cowboy, worf as the cop...
He would just die!!!
Kadratis said:
Q turning Picard into a Q wouldn't be too shabby.
Nahhh We can always make him a mamber of the new Enterprise Village people. Make him the Construction Guy...
Geordi as the sailor, Data as the Rock and roller, Riker as Macho guy and Wesley is the Cowboy, worf as the cop...
He would just die!!! OF EMBARASSMENT!
Caption this:
The day the Enterprise Next Gen Guys all went GAY!
And they all began to sing!
Where can you find adventure
Search space for exterrestrials
Learn science technology
Where can you do the green broad
On the ship or planet surface
Where can you learn to fly a shuttle
Play in sports or explore space
Study astronomy
Sign of for the bridge crew
Or sit in the briefing room
When your team and others meet
In The Federation
Yes, you can explore the seven known galaxies
In the Federation
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Federation
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the Federation, in the Federation
Can't you see redshirts need a hand
In the Federation
Come on, protect the Federation terrority
In the Federation
Come on and join your Starship crews
In the Federation
Come on people, and make a stand
In the Federation, in the Federation, in the Federation (in the Federation)
They want you, they want you
They want you as a redshirt crew
If you like adventure
Don't you wait to enter
The recruiting office fast
Don't you hesitate
There is no need to wait
They're signing up new redshirtss fast
Maybe you are too young
To join up today
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good starship crew
Protecting the planets and space
In The Federation
Yes, you can explore the seven known galaxies
In the Federation
Yes, you can put your mind at ease
In the Federation
Come on now, people, make a stand
In the Federation, in the Federation
Can't you see redshirts need a hand
In the Federation
Come on, protect the Federation terrority
In the Federation
Come on and join your Starship crews
In the Federation
Come on people, and make a stand
In the Federation, in the Federation, in the Federation (in the Federation)
The next time the ship is in a "2 seconds to death" situation, and Picard calls for a meeting in the conference room; Riker pulls a phaser, screams "We DON'T have time for THIS!!", and vaporizes him.
Jean-Luc-Picardit: Blee Blee Bloo (Make it So!)
Kadratis said:
Q turning Picard into a Q wouldn't be too shabby.
For added dramatic (but ripoff) effect, the first person whom Picard-turned-Q talks to is his grieving wife, briefly snatching her from her sickbay duties (and perhaps even raising her ex-hubbie from the dead, too).
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