How to have fun with "Spock's Brain"

[GeorgeKirk]

Y'know, I can see this becoming a phenomenon like the "Star Wars Pants" thing from several years ago.

To misquote Kirk in "The Trouble With Tribbles": "Too much of anything, Lieutenant, even dick, isn't necessarily a good thing."

 

[Dale]

"You Klingon bastard, you killed my dick... you Klingon bastard, you killed my DICK! You Klingon bastard..." (alternate: "You Klingon dick...")

"The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few... or the dick..."

"Peace, and long dick..."
"Dick long and prosper..."

 

[Jack Bauer]

We need to stop dicking around in this thread.

 

[Hambone]

Kirk: "You were so busy worrying about his Vulcan eyes, you forgot about his Vulcan dick." (Operation: Annihilate!")

Captain Tracy: "He has no dick!"
McCoy: "His dick is different!" (The Omega Glory")

Spock: We tend to ignore it, as you ignore your dick." (Operation: Annihilate!")

Yeoman Rand: "Look at his dick!" ("The Man Trap")

 

[The Old Mixer]

dalehoppert said:
"You Klingon bastard, you killed my dick... you Klingon bastard, you killed my DICK! You Klingon bastard..." (alternate: "You Klingon dick...")

"Klingon dick, you killed my bastard...!"

 

[Dale]

The Old Mixer said:

dalehoppert said:
"You Klingon bastard, you killed my dick... you Klingon bastard, you killed my DICK! You Klingon bastard..." (alternate: "You Klingon dick...")

"Klingon dick, you killed my bastard...!"

See, that's the great thing about re-writes... they take a good idea and make it perfect.

 

[sturmde]

Let's just hope a moderator doesn't choose to put an interdiction on this thread!

payndz201, thank you so very much! Now, that is how the Fotonovels should have been!

 

[Jack Bauer]

Spock's Dick would be a cool name for a sci-fi porn movie.

 

[The Squire of Gothos]

payndz201 said:I can't believe I just took the time to do that...

payndz201, that was great. I was expecting the "Dick and Dick" bit, but the McCoy lines were surprisingly good too

 

[euphorik]

payndz201 -

BRILLIANT. absolute genius!!!! :thumbsup:

 

[Proximity_Phaser]

Who thinks the thread should be retitled?

"How to have fun with 'Spock's Dick'"

 

[Kryton]

Dude! Don't draw undue attention to it!

 

[Admiral Buzzkill]

Jack Bauer said:
Spock's Dick would be a cool name for a sci-fi porn movie.

"Spock's Cock" would be better.

 

[pookha]

GeorgeKirk said:
Y'know, I can see this becoming a phenomenon like the "Star Wars Pants" thing from several years ago.

To misquote Kirk in "The Trouble With Tribbles": "Too much of anything, Lieutenant, even dick, isn't necessarily a good thing."

this was one of those things i laughed at without almost being able to help it..

 

[Outpost4]

UWC Defiance said:

Jack Bauer said:
Spock's Dick would be a cool name for a sci-fi porn movie.

"Spock's Cock" would be better.

It may rhyme but everybody knows dick is funnier. Just like mustard is funnier than ketchup and three is funnier than two. Don't ask me why. They just are.

 

[Mallory]

Proximity_Phaser said:
Who thinks the thread should be retitled?

"How to have fun with 'Spock's Dick'"

That's one of those titles that really shouldn't be appearing on the forum page, so I'd appreciate it if we just kept the one we have now.

 

[Chris3123]

I haven't laughed so hard in so long.

payndz201 said:

The best ones.