How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virgin?

[Drago-Kazov]

Potential virgin. i did not ask him.

So i was on tourist tour with a bunch of old people , my parents and this dude who was 32 but looked much younger. I was bored at night and i wanted to go out since the only other guy relatively my age had other responsabilities i had to go with the 32 year old out to the Cardiff clubs. In retrospect i should had gone alone. I went ahead scouting and asked the bartender about a couple of places and he literally showed them on the map and i marked them. Hilarity ensued when i aksked the 32 year old do their parents know? He said they will be ok with in the morning. I was like WTF. Owrite it would look weird if i go into a club alone, so i took him along. By the way he barely understood english. There were two other girls with the group who were not interested in me or had boyfriends whatever. I invited them anyway but considering the less then stellar company they refused. I had to walk into their room and ask them not to mention it in front of the dudes parents that we are going out. As soon as i walked out of the room they had a huge laugh. I knew that something is going to go wrong. So we try to find directions go in and out of couple of clubs where there is not enough nightlife. I ask for the directions from 2 gorgeous blondes and they say come to the Livelounge. Naturally we gladly escort them and we are getting quite flirty. They go and take money of the card or something and have a litle girl talk. Al i heard was:
-Wanna take him home?
-Both
-That other

So i was quite pleased with myself and we were going our merry way joking and flirting as i was strugling with my urge to go to a bathroom. So we arrive they tell me where they will be and i run to the bathroom finish in 10-15 minutes. I come back and i still flirt for a while but they refuse my drinks and they say they have to o in a few minutes so i just go down to party suspecting that the other dude creeped the heck out of them. They said for an another hour or half an our. I was so angry i told an another girl who was literally hitting on me: Look you are are wery nice, plenty of pepople to have fun with. And guess what as we were walking by them all interested parties pretending we don't know eachothers names which we learned that night i hear:
-That guy was creepy!!!

What should i had done differently?

 

[bigdaddy]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

What should i had done differently?

I suggest going back to your English teachers and demand they actually teach you something. My head hurts after reading that.

 

[Gaith]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

''double date'' ... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Not sure what the foreigner's (I'm assuming) possible intimate history has to do with it, either.

But while language barriers can sometimes be transcended, it's generally best not to have a moper as a wingman.

 

[thestrangequark]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

''double date'' ... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Not sure what the foreigner's (I'm assuming) possible intimate history has to do with it, either.

But while language barriers can sometimes be transcended, it's generally best not to have a moper as a wingman.

Or, god forbid, a 32 year old.

 

[iguana_tonante]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

By the way he barely understood english.

Then I guess you had something in common with him.

Also, the "2 gorgeous blondes" who were so eager to escorted you and your friend to a mysterious nightclub were trying to con you and probably sell your kidneys for money.

So count yourself lucky.

 

[Amaris]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

''double date'' ... I do not think it means what you think it means.

Not sure what the foreigner's (I'm assuming) possible intimate history has to do with it, either.

But while language barriers can sometimes be transcended, it's generally best not to have a moper as a wingman.

Or, god forbid, a 32 year old.

Back in my day, 32 year olds were younger.

 

[thestrangequark]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

Why do no gorgeous blonde duos ever try to con me for my kidneys? My life is so dull.

 

[Amaris]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

Why do no gorgeous blonde duos ever try to con me for my kidneys? My life is so dull.

Have you tried breaking into song and dance while in public? It adds spice to your life. For a real challenge, though, go to a small town like mine and do it. It adds spice to your life, though the ensuing pickup truck chase might take a few years off of it.

 

[thestrangequark]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

Why do no gorgeous blonde duos ever try to con me for my kidneys? My life is so dull.

Have you tried breaking into song and dance while in public? It adds spice to your life. For a real challenge, though, go to a small town like mine and do it. It adds spice to your life, though the ensuing pickup truck chase might take a few years off of it.

Actually, something rather exciting happened yesterday. I work on a side street off Park Avenue in the Flatiron District, and a coworker and I were walking down the street to get coffee. We turned north onto the avenue. From the north a police van came barreling down Park. It was a white, unmarked van but the red and blue lights that would normally have been screened from view were flashing, and the siren was blaring. About a block ahead of the van a man was running as fast as he could in the street. He looked pretty average but built, was wearing a backpack, and had a phone in one hand. I thought, "Are they chasing him?" The runner was upon us, and the police van nearly there, and just then, a second man in a backpack and holding a phone burst onto Park from the side street a block up, also running at full-throttle trying to catch the van and the first runner. The van caught up with the first runner and stopped in the middle of the street. We turned to watch as the doors flung open, and both runners ran to the van. "Get in! Get in! Came the urgent female voice from inside. They climbed in, the doors slammed shut, and van was off!
I felt like an extra in an action film.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

I would have yelled "You're terminated, runner!"

 

[iguana_tonante]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

I felt like an extra in an action film.

It's New York! Maybe you were!

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

^ If the director was Bobby Bowfinger...

 

[Gaith]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

Or, god forbid, a 32 year old.

Back in my day, 32 year olds were younger.

Yeah, that's some straight-up ageism. Best wingman I ever had was 35... and I was 25 at the time.


This reminds me, though, of a moment that was a bit creeper-ific. I was sitting in Harvard Square, waiting to meet a friend. Behind me, an attractive young woman, also in her early 20s, was standing in the sidewalk doing some sort of promotional exercise, or soliciting donations or something. As I sat, I overheard two late-30s (if not older) guys chatting her up, one in particular. She was being polite yet uninterested:

"Aren't you a bit old for me?" she said at some point. I casually shifted my gaze to watch the response.

"Did you hear that?" The main guy asked his wingman in mock incredulity.

"Blasphemy," the wingman said in mock dismay, without missing a beat. This guy definitely had shades on. I forget about the main guy.

...

That was the only part of the conversation I clearly heard. I think it's pretty poor form to hit on people doing their jobs, and these guys seemed like douchebags, and the girl was attractive, so I wondered if I should butt in, and try telling them off. I also wondered, however, whether this wouldn't be more awkward for the girl, and also a quasi-unintenionally backwards move on my own part (hoping to play the knight in shining armor to a damsel in... well, probably just mild annoyance at worst). So I did nothing, and went about my own business.

... Reflecting on the moment now, however, a novel and arguably poetic justice approach comes to mind: I could have gone up to the guys with a big smile and told the main one "she doesn't seem interested in you, but I think you're the cat's pajamas! How 'bout buying me a drink across the street?" And keep hitting on him until they'd depart, leaving the gal to beam at me in gratitude and want.

 

[thestrangequark]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

^Oh dude, that's nothing. When I was 19 a guy in his late 30s or early 40s started hitting on me as I walked down the street. I was trying to politely shrug him off when he asked how old I was. "I'm nineteen," I said. He said, "Wow, you look so young! I thought you were, like, fourteen!" At which point I got the fuck out of there.

 

[gturner]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

So you're going out to the Cardiff clubs and pick the Live Lounge (http://www.thelivelounge.com/) , a club which is probably sitting directly on the time rift that runs right through Cardiff, and wondering why the evening went all wonky.

 

[TheSeeker]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

^Oh dude, that's nothing. When I was 19 a guy in his late 30s or early 40s started hitting on me as I walked down the street. I was trying to politely shrug him off when he asked how old I was. "I'm nineteen," I said. He said, "Wow, you look so young! I thought you were, like, fourteen!" At which point I got the fuck out of there.

Ok, that story should be added to the definition of creepy in the dictionary.

 

[Holdfast]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

^Oh dude, that's nothing. When I was 19 a guy in his late 30s or early 40s started hitting on me as I walked down the street. I was trying to politely shrug him off when he asked how old I was. "I'm nineteen," I said. He said, "Wow, you look so young! I thought you were, like, fourteen!" At which point I got the fuck out of there.

That's a classic; I wonder if he actually consciously realised the implications of what he said...?

 

[Spot's Meow]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

So based on the English skills in your post and on the fact that hot women mysteriously didn't want to go home with you, is this "friend" we're talking about really...you? My advice would be to be less creepy or hang out with less creepy people.

And in this particular situation, I would have stayed in the hotel and read a book while taking a bath.

 

[Squiggy]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

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I have no advise to give you.

 

[Tora Ziyal]

Re: How should i had handled a ''double date'' with a 32 year old virg

^Oh dude, that's nothing. When I was 19 a guy in his late 30s or early 40s started hitting on me as I walked down the street. I was trying to politely shrug him off when he asked how old I was. "I'm nineteen," I said. He said, "Wow, you look so young! I thought you were, like, fourteen!" At which point I got the fuck out of there.

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