Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever has a 0% rating with ONE HUNDRED SIXTEEN reviews!
This is must the be the worst movie in history. Now I want to see it!
It's been years and years since I've seen it, but I don't think it's the worst film I've ever seen (let alone in history). - On the other hand, maybe my memory of it has faded enough

As for metacritic/RT or any reviews, I don't really pay that much attention. If the premise sounds like something that I might like, I'll probably check it out (Ticket prices here aren't totally absurd thankfully).
If my friends really want to see something, I'm usually the designated driver so I have the end say. I'm usually fairly easy going about taking them though.