How many times did Kirk get OWNED in this film

[1bulma1]

In case some of you dont know what I mean when I say Owned, I defined it as to be made a fool of; to confound or proved wrong or embarrasing someone.


NuKirk was a victims of all of this;


Kirk gets into a fight in the bar and lost

kirk gets kicked out of the girls dorm by uhura

spock schools in him on the importance of the kobayashi maru

kirk gets marooned on delta vega

spock beats up Kirk before he relinquish his role as captain

uhura declares ownership to spock in front of Kirk...(I always laugh at kirk face when he see spock and uhura kissing)

 

[Merky]

Kirk gets into a fight in the bar and lost

Kirk was also drunk and fighting against four or five dudes double his size.

kirk gets kicked out of the girls dorm by uhura

Okay.

spock schools in him on the importance of the kobayashi maru

But he cheated.

kirk gets marooned on delta vega

Extreme. I get this one.

spock beats up Kirk before he relinquish his role as captain

Kirk talked shit about his dead Momma. Spock also beat the shit out of Kirk in This Side of Paradise for talking bad about his momma.

uhura declares ownership to spock in front of Kirk...(I always laugh at kirk face when he see spock and uhura kissing)

lol declares ownership of Spock. lol what?

 

[Hartzilla2007]

spock schools in him on the importance of the kobayashi maru

Yeah, but that was only becuase Spock's planet convienently had a crisis right before Kirk could pawn Spock's argument