How is Janeway sexy?

[lurok]

Re-quoting because seriously. The best part about that scene is that she stared at Kashyk like that for several seconds. He should have melted. I know I would have.

Me too. I know we have mad fun here, but occasionally I like to try and address: "why is Janeway sexy?". Apart from "she just is", that pic I think sums it up for me...although she is both that, and yet so much more...

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

"why is Janeway sexy?".

Always in command! Don't point your finger at me Tom!

 

[Spalko]

Why does suddenly Janeway look so tall?

... and nice profile, btw...mmm

 

[T.D. Possum]

^ Haha, yeah, is she standing on a box in the turbolift?

 

[Spalko]

Oh perhaps Tom shrinks by her powerful presence ;P

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

[ "why is Janeway sexy?"

It never matters how tall the person Janeway is talking to is, her command presence is always absolutely defined.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

"why is Janeway sexy?"

 

[froot]

Oh perhaps Tom shrinks by her powerful presence ;P

Perhaps the director told him to crouch so he could fit 'em both in the shot?

Or it's just an illusion created by the low angle?

 

[Gov Kodos]

Oh perhaps Tom shrinks by her powerful presence ;P

Perhaps the director told him to crouch so he could fit 'em both in the shot?

Or it's just an illusion created by the low angle?

Or she's like Gandalf when she gets annoyed. Suddenly she appears larger, darker and terrible. Yeah, an outer space Gandalf, like the little one in Star Wars.

 

[froot]

The real reason Janeway had Lessing cuffed to a chair in the cargo bay. She didn't feel like glaring angrily at his nipples.

 

[T.D. Possum]

^ I have been told that short people with determined glares on their faces can be very frightening to tall people.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

^ I have been told that short people with determined glares on their faces can be very frightening to tall people.

Huh. That may explain my fearsome reputation.

 

[Sadara]

^ I have been told that short people with determined glares on their faces can be very frightening to tall people.

I'm 5 ft 1 in tall and I've been told many times that people will not fuck with me when my death glare is front and center.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I also love the death talk to the hand thing she does..

 

[froot]

I also love the death talk to the hand thing she does..

This picture is great because it sums up a very common situation. In the foreground we have Janeway BAMF-ily telling some alien or another that she won't deal with his crap while doing the Dismissive Hand Wave, and in the background we have Chakotay playing Minecraft on their shared monitor. Or Solitaire. But he plays on that thing so much I think it's probably Minecraft.

Maybe when things are slow Janeway helps him build his cool cobblestone fort.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

^froot

 

[lurok]

^^ me too What exactly is he doing on that thing? I always thought he was checking crew rosters...

More TALK TO THE HAND COZ THE JANEWAY AIN'T LISTENIN', SISTER...

 

[JanewayRulz!]

^ I have been told that short people with determined glares on their faces can be very frightening to tall people.

There's that wonderful scene in BSG where the taller CYLON #3 (D'Anna Biers) tries to intimidate the HUMAN Admiral of Galactica... and he just walks up to her... LOOKS up into that face and GLARES...

I think the progenitor of the Janeway Family tree was named.... ADAMA!

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DeathGlare

 

[HoneyBLilly]

^ I have been told that short people with determined glares on their faces can be very frightening to tall people.

Oh yeah.

We're frightening little people.