How is Janeway sexy?

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

EDIT: Maybe having teacake in one's dreams is a symbol for... something.

Hunger?

Oh I dreamed about Tuvok a few days ago, he was informing me in his very Tuvok way the conditions required for me to be granted asylum by the Federation. Then the alarm went off.

Mair what, why, when, how did your husband pass out??

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I just have one question, in your dreams about me do I look like my avatar?

 

[T.D. Possum]

Wait JUST one damn minute!

The woman who won't let us eat at McDonalds... the woman who makes us put homemade mayo on a sandwich that is BEGGING for a swipe of Miracle Whip... THAT woman is taking DRUGS!!!!!!

What ever happened to tea and lemon and a shot of gin chaser?

My allergies are horrendous. If I could find a natural remedy that would help me breathe, I would gladly take it. GLADLY. But when the pollen is lying on the ground like a coating of dust and I have to wear a mask just to go get the mail, I get a little desperate.

I just have one question, in your dreams about me do I look like my avatar?

I didn't see your face clearly. I was too busy digging around in Zsa Zsa's enormous purse, which is where she had all the booze.

 

[HoneyBLilly]

Mair what, why, when, how did your husband pass out??

My OB/GYN studied the ultrasound more to figure out if the shadow was a Baby C and even though it's mostly guess work she's come to the conclusion it's not, plus their isn't enough amniotic fluid according to her to be triplets, but he was running late because it was his lunch and he had to drive to her office. So wife he was late I told her to come up with something that'll get him back.

So she laid me back on the bed and when he walked in she looked at him and said quintuplets and he seriously passed out. I can't believe he fell for it.

I couldn't stop laughing and he woke up a few seconds later but I couldn't stop laughing. The look on his face was priceless, he looked like a lost puppy.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

OMG you people are CRUEL!!!!! Actually passed out cold, OMG.

 

[HoneyBLilly]

I couldn't help it! She was laughing too!


It was like a late April Fool's trick.

And he wouldn't stop asking if she was sure that it was just twins.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

haha well now if he starts stressing over twins you can say, "but dear, it is just twins."

 

[HoneyBLilly]

True. I wish I had it on camera. Just the look on his face when he woke up was enough to make my day.


And I got my debit card and Mercy out of it because I promised that I wouldn't do it again . . . . This pregnancy anyways

 

[T.D. Possum]

Twins. Mmmmmm.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

However, despite the fact that this thread is obviously messin' with my brain, I shall continue to contribute to the cause. Here's a pic. And please note the characteristic pose.

I've never seen this one btw!

VERY NICE. And yes, Hands on Hips

 

[HoneyBLilly]

You know, non-harmed Janeway just looks like she's giving herself the size up. And while she's doing that she's thinking "DAMN giiirrrlll! I am hot! I know what Chakotay sees now!"

 

[T.D. Possum]

^That's 'cause Injured Janeway is hot.

In fact, have an opinion of mine on that matter. No charge.

I've heard people talking about how much better Injured Janeway looks here than Regular Janeway. It's not the cut. It's not the dirty face. It's the fact that the Bun of Steel is coming loose! I hate the Bun of Steel like I hate . . . stuff . . . that I hate a lot.

 

[HoneyBLilly]

When the Bun of Steel is loose in anyway she is sexy as hell. I agree.

And hurt Janeway is sexy, with long hair, I'm not a fan of the fourth season's incredibly cropped hair. But she's still sexy.

 

[T.D. Possum]

I'm not a fan of the fourth season's incredibly cropped hair. But she's still sexy.

IDIC. That's my favorite look for her.

On a side note, a comment made recently in this thread has inspired me to stop playing Dragon Age and get back to work on my current vid, which I abandoned two weeks ago.

 

[HoneyBLilly]

I like season five's hairdo. And the ponytail.


Yay! New video!

Froot said I should make one and it made me laugh, because if I were any better at computers I would. But I'm like a fossil when it comes to them.

 

[T.D. Possum]

We're all fossils compared to Froot. Her skills are legend. This is established.

 

[HoneyBLilly]

Especially after her last vid. Which is my favorite one EVER! Next to her movie one.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Season 4






Season 5






Season 5 has always been my favorite hair, though when I first started watching VOY I was highly impressed with the bun of steel (!!)

 

[HoneyBLilly]

Season 5-7 hairstyles frames her face lovely. The Power Ponytail gave her much more of a carefree feminine look. The french twist was gorgeous and even though it lived as long as one of my old carnival goldfish it's still makes my top favorite hairstyles.
And when your mother's a hairdresser stuff you critique every hairstyle by habit. I can still remember my mom when we were watching Caretaker she threw this huge fit about how it pulled KM's face back and made her look much more austere and stuff. When the bun loosened up my momma approved, and when I was eight years old I was a follower to whatever my momma said. I am still to a degree, mostly when it comes to movies and television.

 

[HoneyBLilly]