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How is Janeway sexy?

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Or . . . Or . . . Or . . .

The Queen of Space Dragons looks exactly like Janeway but with light hair and she kidnaps Janeway to force her to be queen so she can go up into space with all of the sexy guys and try to procreate because no one on her planet is worthy enough.

OR she decides to procreate with Janeway because she IS worthy enough..

How would that work?

Epic and would definitely be brilliant. But I don't know how I would make that work . . . :lol:

Dragons.. lay eggs.
 
OR she decides to procreate with Janeway because she IS worthy enough..

How would that work?

Epic and would definitely be brilliant. But I don't know how I would make that work . . . :lol:

With super space dragon magic? :lol:


*considers* That works :lol:

I'll finish my Scorpion legend fic, redraft my MU fic, push my JJverse epic back, and then batter out the plot for this. If all goes well I could be begin it by next Sunday.

And I'll need to find a beta too . . . I'll get to that later.
 
Dragon eggs are fertilized by desire.. given and reciprocated. You know how Vorik passed pon farr hormonal surging onto B'Elanna in Blood Fever? Well Dragons can do the same, but it does not work on the unwilling.
 
Dragon eggs are fertilized by desire.. given and reciprocated. You know how Vorik passed pon farr hormonal surging onto B'Elanna in Blood Fever? Well Dragons can do the same, but it does not work on the unwilling.

Hmm . . . That makes sense. :lol:
 
I leave this thread, and come back, and it's all about space dragons and procreation, and Janeway having a Flemeth hairdo (which is awesome, btw).
 
I leave this thread, and come back, and it's all about space dragons and procreation, and Janeway having a Flemeth hairdo (which is awesome, btw).

My fault. :rofl:

But there's a new Voyager fic coming out of it :)

I just don't know what pairing . . .
 
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OMG OMG OMG! This made me holler out loud with a weird noise like a Tribble getting hugged by Darth Vader - only more joyful.

Froot, you get more epic every day!

Head enchanter's desk, check. Morrigan is neutral toward me right now, but I have a couple of gifts planned for her, so I think I can work it out OK. It's a shame everything I want to do pisses her off, 'cause she really makes me laugh. I'm thinking after the Flemeth quest, though, I might have to trade her out for Wynne.
 


"I don't care what you say Doctor, I'm not having a sonic pap smear today."

:crosses legs: Nightmare material!:

:ack::ack::ack::ack:

*also crosses legs*

I hope the sonic kind are more gentle than the... er... standard kind. :rofl:

Glad you liked, Possum! :lol: It's a shame I can't imagine exactly what noise a tribble hugged by Darth Vader would make, though! "Co-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-squeeeeeeeeeeEEERGGGHH!?" I'm also happy it sparked a discussion about dragon procreation. These are things I wonder about.

I replaced Morrigan with Wynne, too. It's quite handy to have a dedicated healer on tap! You could just switch Morrigan in every now and then just to talk with her and up rep a bit, then put her away. I don't think you can have Morrigan in the main party when you go to Flemeth's place to do her quest, anyway.

EDIT: Why does MAKING OUT with Alistair only increase his approval rating by 2?! I can't be that bad at it.
 
^^^

Ok. Question mark? Is that about Dragon Age? :lol: I'm a little lost.

Working on the mystical story rather than all of the other ones. Besides I might wait until I know more about JJverse to write the epic.

Also, pattern enhancers.

EDIT: And yes froot you will get your space dragons.
 
Froot just called me out for hatin' on 11:59 in Shatnertage's first time watch thread. Therefore, I now present to the Denizens of the True Path Compound and their Distinguished Guests . . . A Thing I Like About 11:59!

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PS: I have not yet made out with Alistair, although I do have the option to tell him how handsome he is, which I shall do the next time we're in camp. Yes, this is about Dragon Age.

PPS: Alistair is no Kate Mulgrew. That is fo sho.
 
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Ok. Question mark? Is that about Dragon Age? :lol: I'm a little lost.

Working on the mystical story rather than all of the other ones. Besides I might wait until I know more about JJverse to write the epic.

Also, pattern enhancers.

EDIT: And yes froot you will get your space dragons.

Yes, it's Dragon Age-related. :lol: Sorry bout that. AND YES SPACE DRAGONS!!!!!!!!! :drool: :drool: :drool:

As for YOU, Possum...

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An entire episode devoted to the admiration of KM's face, and you sleep through it?!

Also, I love Shannon's station wagon "starship" and her tape recorder. :lol: I can't help it. It's adorable. It's supposed to give us shmucks hope that our great-great-great grandkids will be glorious starship captains someday.

EDIT: I'm not sure what happens if you make a party member fall in love with you and then decide to mack on another party member. I'll have to try this.
 
^ LMAO at that pic, Froot!

I didn't actually fall asleep watching 11:59. I was too busy being annoyed about Mr. Ugly Guy and having flashbacks to the days when I had to FREQUENTLY explain to Stupid People that the Y2K bug was not going to bring about the endtimes. I also had to explain that to my cousin, who is not generally stupid, but who did purchase and stockpile a shocking amount of toilet paper. Really? Yes. I don't know how old you are. Maybe you had to suffer through that foolishness, as well.

And then I guess I should also mention that people who brag about being descended from famous people really annoy me, as well, and it saddened me to see the writers make Janeway one of them. Guess what, folks? Practically every person in the world is descended from a famous and/or interesting person.

And! What is the POINT of dressing Kate Mulgrew in jeans and then making her wear a long jacket and baggy sweater so we can't even get a good look at her . . . assets?

Seriously, all this episode lacked was a pot roast.

But KM was lovely in every single scene.

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PS: Who do male playables make out with in Dragon Age? Leiliana? I'm guessing the developers weren't open minded enough to set them up with Alistair, too.
 
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I'm related to Samuel F. B. Morse the inventor of the Morse Code. :)
That's actually the first time I've said that since we had to do heritage reports in senior year.
11:59 is an iffy episode. On one hand we have KM being utterly gorgeous and on the other we have Janeway being incredibly selfish.

But still . . .
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^ LMAO at that pic, Froot!

I didn't actually fall asleep watching 11:59. I was too busy being annoyed about Mr. Ugly Guy and having flashbacks to the days when I had to FREQUENTLY explain to Stupid People that the Y2K bug was not going to bring about the endtimes. I also had to explain that to my cousin, who is not generally stupid, but who did purchase and stockpile a shocking amount of toilet paper. Really? Yes. I don't know how old you are. Maybe you had to suffer through that foolishness, as well.

And then I guess I should also mention that people who brag about being descended from famous people really annoy me, as well, and it saddened me to see the writers make Janeway one of them. Guess what, folks? Practically every person in the world is descended from a famous and/or interesting person.

And! What is the POINT of dressing Kate Mulgrew in jeans and then making her wear a long jacket and baggy sweater so we can't even get a good look at her . . . assets?

Seriously, all this episode lacked was a pot roast.

But KM was lovely in every single scene.

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PS: Who do male playables make out with in Dragon Age? Leiliana? I'm guessing the developers weren't open minded enough to set them up with Alistair, too.

I'm fairly sure relationships have to be het in that game; but don't quote me on that. I think you can get with any of the characters of the opposite gender (maybe?) I just picked Alistair because I have a huge crush on his polygons. If your character is female, you could take a shot at trying to pick up one of the other females, but I'm not sure if it works.

I do recall Y2K; I was working at a grocery store at the time. :) I recall people buying mountains upon mountains of canned food and water. The worst part was that it was one of those fancy stores where the bottom-rung employees actually loaded the groceries into customers' cars. I lugged a LOT of water jugs, LOL. I recall I was very irate about it, too.

People were awful stupid about Y2K, weren't they? Oy.

Also, poor Janeway. Poor thing has her dreams shattered and all you haters can do is pick on her and call her selfish. For shame. :lol: What's she supposed to tell her Aunt Martha?!

Also, mair, thanks for the pic dump, hee-hee.

EDIT: I'm pretty sure I'm not descended from anyone famous, unless you count Adam and Eve. I come from a line of semi-drunken Romanian farmers on one side and not-so-drunk Midwestern farmers on the other.
 
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