"Surrender your coffee or prepare to be destroyed. Resistance is measured in Ohms."(Repeated as long as she will make hails)
How is Janeway sexy?
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Janeway vs Kirk
"16. Kirk nailed everything that moved. Janeway had to create her perfect man on the Holodeck, her standards are that high. "
"16. Kirk nailed everything that moved. Janeway had to create her perfect man on the Holodeck, her standards are that high. "
"Janeway is rumored to be God. The evidence according to half a source for this rumor is overwhelming"
Janeway vs Picard
"Q asked Janeway to run away with him and she refused. Q asked Picard's girlfriend to run away with him and she accepted. "
(This always cracked me up, Picard's ONE lover in 7 years leaves him for Q.)
"Q asked Janeway to run away with him and she refused. Q asked Picard's girlfriend to run away with him and she accepted. "
(This always cracked me up, Picard's ONE lover in 7 years leaves him for Q.)
They are scum but sometimes they are funny scum.
"I have had enough from you and your temporal prime directive talk... I'll cause paradox as I please."
"I have had enough from you and your temporal prime directive talk... I'll cause paradox as I please."
"Another great thing about being 70,000 light years away from the nearest Starfleet vessel is that once we finally get back to Earth, we can makeup bullshit stories. Off the top of my head: "We met Amelia Earhart," "We singlehandedly eliminated most of the Borg fleet." or "Paris and I turned into giant pink lizards and mated,""
One of my favorite quotes in Uncyclopedia's Janeway article?
One of my favorite quotes in Uncyclopedia's Janeway article?
The PMT thing is offensive.
(LOL, she says about a page with a J/7 bondage pic)
(LOL, she says about a page with a J/7 bondage pic)
"Oh Valeris.. read a little more from that primitive document you found about me.. the Buncylocpedia... "
I still don't know what "PMT" is...
*To Wikipedia!*
Yeah. I went
when I saw that pick.
"Oh Valeris.. read a little more from that primitive document you found about me.. the Buncylocpedia... "
"Does the ship look powerful in this Bun?"
Slouches in her chair Slouches in her chair even in critical life-threatening moments, even in critical life-threatening moments. 
Picard tells alien cultures, "I hope our two cultures will one day come to a greater understanding." Janeway threatens them with "the deadliest of force".
Riker never smiled at Picard that way
Picard tells alien cultures, "I hope our two cultures will one day come to a greater understanding." Janeway threatens them with "the deadliest of force".
Riker never smiled at Picard that way
I apologize if any of you are fans of Sarah Palin but this is almost offensive.
But I did like this quote on the uncyclopedia.
“That's mah great great great great great great great grandaughter! You go get them girl!!!!”
-Sarah Palin, on Janeway's pitbull capabilities.
This made me giggle:
"Okay Chakotay I give up. Come join me in this bathtub... and bring the soapy frogs."
"Listen, uhh, Harry, last night was a mistake. Take this red shirt and report to the hyper-guillotine."
But I did like this quote on the uncyclopedia.
“That's mah great great great great great great great grandaughter! You go get them girl!!!!”
-Sarah Palin, on Janeway's pitbull capabilities.
This made me giggle:
"Okay Chakotay I give up. Come join me in this bathtub... and bring the soapy frogs."
"Listen, uhh, Harry, last night was a mistake. Take this red shirt and report to the hyper-guillotine."
I apologize if any of you are fans of Sarah Palin but this is almost offensive.
"I can see the Delta Quaderent from my house!"
I apologize if any of you are fans of Sarah Palin but this is almost offensive.
"I can see the Delta Quaderent from my house!"
Trek BBS needs a "like" button.
I agree.
I apologize if any of you are fans of Sarah Palin but this is almost offensive.
"I can see the Delta Quaderent from my house!"
Okay, that one made me spit my pop everywhere.
I apologize if any of you are fans of Sarah Palin but this is almost offensive.
"I can see the Delta Quaderent from my house!"
Ok. So I ended up ignoring my four or five choices for an avatar because I found this
::sits Valeris down::
Well when a mommy and daddy borg love each other very much.. OH WAIT, wrong conversation..
Ok. So I ended up ignoring my four or five choices for an avatar because I found this
I love the fiery angel wings behind her!!!!!!
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