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How is Janeway sexy?

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ETA: Who's Dr. Helena Magnus?
Much as I love KM/KJ, always need new SF. Have discovered a new (for me) SF series called 'Sanctuary' which has a strong female lead. Reminds me a lot of Janeway. Dr Helena Magnus, played by Amanda Tapping who used to be in Stargate SG1, but looks and sounds very different in this. (British accent for a start).
 
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OMG IT'S A BUN FIGHT!
Next time on Star Trek: Voyager, 'Bun Fire of the Vanities'
 

:guffaw::guffaw::guffaw: Skillfully done, dear Possum! And awww, that face.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAPTAIN!


Today we members of the Compound gather for the most holy day on our calendar.

Don't forget to perform today's ancient rituals in remembrance of She of The Red Shoulders, and have a happy May 20!

1) The Janewayite must first watch "Macrocosm," followed by "Bride of Chaotica." Some denominations require a viewing of "Dark Frontier" as well.

2) Following the episodes, the Janewayite must gather with his/her brethren and sip from the communal stainless steel cup of coffee and partially consume one unleavened Cardaway leaf. (Don't forget to place the remainder of the leaf back on the serving platter!)

3) The Janewayite must then stand and perform 3 Dismissive Handwaves, 5 Two-Fingered Points, 7 Dip Turns, and finish by placing his or her hands on his or her hips.

4) This isn't a ritual, but I would like to remind everyone that the traditional May 20th dinner consists of Felata onion crisps, vegetable biryani, and burned pot roast. PB&J sandwiches may be eaten in lieu of pot roast if the Janewayite prefers.

Coffee ice cream is the usual dessert, although I have heard of Janewayites doing unique dishes with leola root. They sound icky, though.

5) Have I left anything out? I can never remember them all.
 
That's one funny ritual. Happy birthday to the wonderful Kate!

Here we are reaching the upper end of my humble skills, enjoy.
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I like the first one as well. I had to flip the horizontal for it to work, I was having a hard time finding an image facing the right way and a suitable angle. The eyes also didn't line up so I did it as eyes closed. Maniping decent eyes is a trick I am not yet up to. The sizes are still off though. I'll probably fiddle with it more over the weekend.
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This is what I found when I put "Kathryn Janeway Birthday" into the you tube search engine.

YOWZA doesn't "quite" cover it. ;) (Er, probably NOTSFW! )

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxM6x5JznMU[/yt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxM6x5JznMU

THIS one, however, you can watch even with your kids/mom watching! :guffaw:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcEGq41IkaU[/yt]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcEGq41IkaU


And this one is for the J/7ers on the board who DIDN'T appreciate that FIRST vid I posted! :lol:

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUpPqjKjAw8[/yt]


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUpPqjKjAw8 (I LOVE the smile at 1:42-43) !
 
This isn't a ritual, but I would like to remind everyone that the traditional May 20th dinner consists of Felata onion crisps, vegetable biryani, and burned pot roast. PB&J sandwiches may be eaten in lieu of pot roast if the Janewayite prefers.

I appreciate that you specified an alternative to the pot roast.

Also, "certain denominations". :lol:
 
^ It would be cruel to force the faithful into eating foods that offended them :)

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HU2ftCitvyQ[/yt]

HAPPY FRIDAY/KJ'S BIRTHDAY/LAST DAY OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT
 
Don't forget to perform today's ancient rituals in remembrance of She of The Red Shoulders, and have a happy May 20!

1) The Janewayite must first watch "Macrocosm," followed by "Bride of Chaotica." Some denominations require a viewing of "Dark Frontier" as well.

2) Following the episodes, the Janewayite must gather with his/her brethren and sip from the communal stainless steel cup of coffee and partially consume one unleavened Cardaway leaf. (Don't forget to place the remainder of the leaf back on the serving platter!)

3) The Janewayite must then stand and perform 3 Dismissive Handwaves, 5 Two-Fingered Points, 7 Dip Turns, and finish by placing his or her hands on his or her hips.

4) This isn't a ritual, but I would like to remind everyone that the traditional May 20th dinner consists of Felata onion crisps, vegetable biryani, and burned pot roast. PB&J sandwiches may be eaten in lieu of pot roast if the Janewayite prefers.

Coffee ice cream is the usual dessert, although I have heard of Janewayites doing unique dishes with leola root. They sound icky, though.

5) Have I left anything out? I can never remember them all.
:rofl: Is this for real ? :)(he said naively). Think I could manage no 3 but haven't have time for others. Bad fan me:alienblush:

Loved the happy birthday vid...great editing.

Hope Janeway had a good one :techman:
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How does William Shatner continue to grow more awesome year after year? This is definitely something that he has in common with Our Captain.
 
No Rapture here just rain in Seoul. So I thought I'd take up a little J7 rapture. The captain does show a love for the Italian Renaissance, so lets let Dante take over.

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And more Mae West quotes to go with the ever delightful Evil Janeway
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What the heck one more

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And
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