- Wormholes with planar event horizons
- Wormholes that "reconstitute" your molecules for some reason.
There, you've actually said something. Much easier to have a conversation with concrete examples than with phrases like 'it's like Bugs Bunny.'
I'm no theoretical physicist, so I'm not sure what you mean by a 'planar event horizon.' Would you mind explaining that? However, it's the Stargate that reconstitutes your molecules after sending them through a wormhole. Saying it's the wormhole is like saying in Star Trek that the transporter's energy stream reconstitutes itself when it's actually the transporter that does it. On a side note, to me the ring transporters on Stargate make more sense since there's a machine that 'takes you apart' and then one on the other end that 'puts you back together' whereas a Trek transporter can reconstitute molecules at an incredible distance.
As for most of the other things you mentioned, I have to agree that they are valid points. However, sometimes plot contrivances are necessary to make the show work.
Now, no Science
Fiction series is going to be totally scientifically accurate. That would defeat the purpose of the
FICTION part of the equation. And writing good Science Fiction is about balancing the science with the fiction, taking scientific thoughts, expanding upon them, and making FICTION out of them.
Since I already know what your next complaint is going to be, let you stop you right there: yes, half the crap-science that makes up Stargate is fairly common to other science fiction productions up to and including Star Trek.
What bothers me--and what has ALWAYS bothered me--is that Star Trek, at least, made some attempt to rationalize what were otherwise artistic conveniences by the production crew. Stargate makes no such attempts, and depends entirely on the viewer's not knowing any better.
I respectfully disagree. Star Trek solves the problem by throwing technobabble at the screen. "Reverse the polarity!" That's
not attempting to rationalize. Star Trek seems to me to rely more on the audience not knowing any better - we're supposed to assume the technobabble means something. If you don't think Stargate tries to rationalize either, that's fine.
JarodRussel said: LOL, people are so easy to please or to anger. Just because they some day dropped the word "universal translator" without ever giving an idea of how the hell such a device could actually work, they say it's much better than Stargate that just never mentioned why they're all speaking English. It's like saying "we have this magic box that does it for us". How the hell is that supposed to be scientific in any way?
And if I remember right, one of the SG1 novels explained that the Stargate enabled everyone who went through the gates to understand the languages. A feature built in by the Ancients.
Not everyone needs to be spoonfed with technobabble that makes a show somehow pseudo-scientific. That's why they have characters like O'Neill who'll stop characters babbling to much when it gets annoying, unlike TNG, VOY or ENT.
It's called 'handwaving.' Even if SG-1 said the Stargate was a translator, it's still wouldn't be scientific. Neither is 'we have a Universal Translator.'
You know what, you're right. Stargate is ridiculous. Why would having a brain tapeworm make you stronger? Why would it make your eyes glow? Why does everyone speak English? Why does Daniel always die? How can there be two evolutions of humanity? I could go on all day, but that's not the point. The FICTION part of Sci Fi is just as important as the Science part. Although go too far fiction-wise and it comes out as Fantasy. So both have to be balanced.
It IS, actually, since causality can only move in one direction and an effect cannot precede its cause. As mentioned above, it's a little like saying "If you can slow down your car by pushing the brakes, it should be possibly to reverse your car by pushing the brakes harder." It just doesn't work that way.
Except on Stargate.
However, newtype_alpha, I agree with you about the Universe-in-a-box-battery. It could store an awful lot of energy but where do you get the energy to put back in?
What did you do with the energy you took out of it? An equivalent process would be used to recharge your universe-battery. If you're using that battery to, say, power a giant forcefield to contain a supernova explosion, you could probably harness the power of a couple of stars to recharge it.
If you have a huge jar of water and you pour some out but then pour it back in, you haven't accomplished anything with that water, or with that energy.
The whole point of a battery--or ANY energy storage device--is to transport that energy in a way it can be conveniently used. As with your jar of water: if the point is to fill the jar in California and then empty it in New York, you've accomplished something pretty neat for your thirsty friend in the local deli.
Good points. I admit that time dilation is not the same as time travel. I honestly don't believe backwards time travel is possible in reality, but again, it's a story-telling contrivance, like it or not. In that context only, time dilation fields becoming time
reversal fields makes sense. Not in the real world.
A Proto-Universe would make a great battery, you're right. But the huge jug of water is not an infinite water SOURCE since if you take water out, you'd have to put more in. So a Proto-Universe would be essentially the same thing - a huge amount of energy ready to be used, but the energy is already there - in reality, you won't get an infinite amount coming out since again, you need to refill it to get more out of it.
Heh. That was fun.

Personally, I like Stargate and Star Trek.
Now you might say I just 'handwaved' this entire conversation by saying Star Trek is unscientific too. In a sense, I guess that's true. But like I said, the point of Science Fiction is that it's Fiction. So saying one show is better because it's more scientific is missing the point, in a way. At least it can be, unless the Science is what you're interested in. But then you should read a Science Textbook instead.
