How does space get smaller?

[K'Ehleyr]

You have a back reception room, a utility room and a sun room? *Goes off with a big hammer to 'knock through'*

Would it count if they were tents?

I should post some pictures. The back room/dining room is a good space, but the utility room, as I've snobbily called it, consists of the old pull-chain outside loo (still with original pull chain!) and the next-door coal shed being knocked through and a super cheap-o plastic roof put over the space between the this space and the house. At the moment there isn't even a door from this space into the sun room, so we have to sing when we're using that loo. I call it the utility room because it houses the washer and dryer and I store the tinned food there (nowhere near the toilet, I hasten to add), and saying you store food in the back toilet doesn't sound very nice. The sunroom is about 30 years old, has a cracked, sloping concrete floor and another cheap-o plastic roof that probably won't last another winter. Trust me when I say that I may have space, but it's not exactly House & Garden worthy!

Ok I'm not coming to stay now
My 'poo-phobia' would go into overdrive

Oh and always remain a snob ~ there's not many of us left.
On a sunny evening when I used to perch on my, admittedly quite wide (thankfully) window sill, I used to say I was 'in the conservatory darling'

 

[K'riq Sa]

Schrodinger's other theory comes to mind, the theory of new relative space "Throw it all away, and start over."


befriendlier,
k'riq

 

[CaptainStoner]

this is why it's possible for there to be such a thing as an ass cabinet

 

[K'riq Sa]

yes, but few have enough ass too require a separate cabinet. This is usually brought on by an extreme case of Badonkidonk...

espicially,

K'riq Sa
Minister of Department of Unnecessary Perversion

 

[CaptainStoner]

an ass cabinet is an interdimensional ass with a cabinet, spice rack, etc., inside. so it may be of any size.

 

[Sephiroth]

the answer is to knock out a kitchen wall and extend it out further