...how does she DO that?!

[Plecostomus]

Seriously. The Wife Of Brian generates some kind of field or emits some kind of signal. She can totally derail the train of thought and send it plummeting down off the bridge just by sitting next to me.

She's the only one that has this "power," none of the other women I've been with over the years had this effect on me.

I call biochemical witchcraft! Or is it subspace?

...anyone else have this "problem" with another person? Or am I married to some kind of freak/alien mind-contr--- damn it she's sitting next to me again-- *mental static*

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Pheromones?

 

[Plecostomus]

...subspace.

 

[Kirk's_Tights]

........who?

I don't think I have ever encountered this Wife of Brian poster.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I don't think I have ever encountered this Wife of Brian poster.

You won't regret it.

 

[Capn Flukie]

Midiclorians.

 

[Plecostomus]

........who?

I don't think I have ever encountered this Wife of Brian poster.

She's right next to me. Melting my brain with some kind of energy field.

Search for her name, she's not around often. Too busy sitting next to me doing that... thing that causes me to *mental static*

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

Seriously. The Wife Of Brian generates some kind of field or emits some kind of signal. She can totally derail the train of thought and send it plummeting down off the bridge just by sitting next to me.

She's the only one that has this "power," none of the other women I've been with over the years had this effect on me.

I call biochemical witchcraft! Or is it subspace?

...anyone else have this "problem" with another person? Or am I married to some kind of freak/alien mind-contr--- damn it she's sitting next to me again-- *mental static*

Apparently it's not working 'cause you're still typing. Oh wait there we go he's zoned out again. Makes shopping online so much easier.

........who?

Me.

I don't think I have ever encountered this Wife of Brian poster.

BOO!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

So we meet again, Wife.

 

[trampledamage]

........who?

I don't think I have ever encountered this Wife of Brian poster.

Things may become clearer when you learn that Pleco's name is Brian

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

So we meet again, Wife.

So we meet again, Mr. Rasinscone... I see you forgot your duck therefore the advantage is MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

........who?

I don't think I have ever encountered this Wife of Brian poster.

Things may become clearer when you learn that Pleco's name is Brian

Indeed.

 

[An Officer]

There were ducks involved? That must have been some party...

 

[Capn Flukie]

It wasn't all it was quacked up to be.

 

[CorporalClegg]

Okay. Waddle along now.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

So we meet again, Wife.

So we meet again, Mr. Rasinscone... I see you forgot your duck therefore the advantage is MINE! MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

I broke my duck.

As you see, I've changed a lot since we last met.

 

[An Officer]

I don't wanna know the details of what you did to that duck ZR.

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

I don't wanna know the details of what you did to that duck ZR.

He choked on it, of course.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

I don't wanna know the details of what you did to that duck ZR.

He choked on it, of course.

Quack.

 

[TheWifeOfBrian]

I don't wanna know the details of what you did to that duck ZR.

He choked on it, of course.

Quack.

You are indeed...

 

[CorporalClegg]

So we've moved from bad fish puns to bad duck puns.

Isn't evolution a wonderful thing?